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Tiger Woods vows never to spit again.
"I'll follow my own advice to my girlfriends and swallow."
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
Jockey Club Upgrade Horseshoe Threat Level
From 'Lucky' to 'Lethal'.
written by pinxit, 13 February 2011
Kerry Katona has turned to the spirits in a desperate bid to find Mr Right
Vodka, Kahlua and Baileys.
written by pinxit, 12 February 2011
Richard Key frozen out as he asks waitress for ice cream
'Do us a flavour, love'.
written by pinxit, 12 February 2011
Botched Booty Girl was 'injected with Mouse'
Pathologist says cause of death 'Squeaky Bum'.
written by pinxit, 12 February 2011
Mubarack treated in Cairo hospital for heart failure
'We couldn't find one' says surgeon
written by pinxit, 12 February 2011
Bacon sells for £23m at auction
'They must have seen him coming' says Smithfield Pork Butcher.
written by pinxit, 12 February 2011
Fire hits Rio de Janeiro's Nude Carnival.
Several brazilians singed.
written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
Uproar in Court at Assange's challenge to Judge
'Well, your Ladyship, would you fancy being banged-up in Sweden...?'
written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
Archbishop leads UK government prayers for al-Megrahi.
To die as soon as possible.
written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
Christina Aguilera denies being 'Fluffer'.
'She was when I knew her' says Ron Jeremy.
written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
Concrete Rabbits' Feet thrown at Tahrir Square protestors...
as Mubarak begins 'Charm Offensive'
written by pinxit, 05 February 2011
Environment-conscious Dating Site for men launches new scheme
'A Bag for Life'.
written by pinxit, 04 February 2011
No end to English National Opera cast strike
Obese soprano steadfastly refuses to perform.
written by pinxit, 04 February 2011
Royal Fruit tipped to win Oscar
'The King's Peach' hot favorite for Best Film...
written by pinxit, 03 February 2011
Obama to order extraordinary rendition of Mubarak to... er, Egypt.
Chickens come home to roast...
written by pinxit, 29 January 2011
Danish police say Muhammad cartoon plot was 'Mickey Mouse' operation
Watch out Mark!
written by pinxit, 29 December 2010
Hot water cannons prepared as Police switch tactics from 'Kettle' to 'Cafetière'
'It works for the Frogs' says Commissioner...
written by pinxit, 13 December 2010
'Poke the Duchess with a Stick'...
...has overtaken 'Twister' as the UK Christmas Party Game of 2010.
written by pinxit, 13 December 2010
Eminem leads Granny nominations
'He's a lovely, fit young man' says Edna, 85. Police to investigate...
written by pinxit, 02 December 2010
Despite hip surgery Billy Joel still 'uncool'
...says Smash Hits magazine
written by pinxit, 25 November 2010
RIP Ingrid Pitt: We Will Never Forget You
Fangs for the mammaries...
written by pinxit, 24 November 2010
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