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Cutlery found in man's stomach 10 years after he swallowed it!
Mr Gardner, who was discharged from hospital this week, is expected to make a full recovery.
Photo's at this link: Daily Mirror
written by Inchcock, 27 August 2012
China: Bikini parade sets new Guinness World Record
In Huludao city, Liaoning Province, over the weekend, more than 1,200 women marched to make history.
The women, aged up to 70, paraded for nearly two hours!
"Damned... missed it!"
written by Inchcock, 27 August 2012
2 million workers lose cash as Govt cuts hit grafters!
They will get to keep less of any extra earnings as more will be taken away in tax and benefit reductions.
"I kept warning people before the election... did they listen to me? No!"
written by Inchcock, 27 August 2012
BBC has 'peed all over us' says Ian Duncan Smith
Accusing the BBC of bias over the gloomy way it presented a jobless fall.
"Three cheers for the honest BBC!"
written by Inchcock, 26 August 2012
Fearsome new spider discovered!
A fierce new breed of spider with claws has been discovered, amazing experts that it has remained undetected until now!
"Introducing them to the animals in Parliament out of the question then?"
written by Inchcock, 26 August 2012
Guidebook for Japanese Tourists in Scotland
Visitors warned to stay away from men wearing blue or green shirts - It advises readers to avoid square sausage and council estates and to never call a Scottish person English.
"Sounds about right?"
written by Inchcock, 24 August 2012
Scrabble player thrown out of US Scrabble competition
A young Under-18 Scrabble player has been kicked out of the national championship in the US for cheating. Hiding tiles.
"Future Senator there methinks!"
written by Inchcock, 24 August 2012
Shitterton voted country's most embarrassing place name
Its name was inspired by a midden, or sewer, in use nearby at the time the Domesday Book was written.
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Global demand for gold falls 7%
Gold sales fell 7% compared to last year due to a challenging economic climate.
"Nothing to do with me...!"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Gorilla brothers' emotional embrace captured after three years apart!
Handshakes, hugs and laughter were on display when two long-lost gorilla brothers were reunited after spending three years apart.
"A bit like Cameron and Clegg?"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Rail commuters face 11% rise in cost!
This must be very concerning for out beloved leaders?
"No..?"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Land Rover Defender XTech gets makeover!
Sun Review Video
And they are Priced from only £27,995! A snippet!
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.8 to emergency services revealed
A Glasgow man rang 999, to ask if the local pub was open and sold Newcastle Brown!
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written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.7 to emergency services revealed
One caller in Yorkshire rang 999 last to report a fight between Stacy Slater and Archie Mitchell from the 2009 Christmas episode of EastEnders!
"Honestly... it's true!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.6 to emergency services revealed
A Manchester man called 999 asking "How long it would take to defrost his Christmas turkey!"
"A foul call this one!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.5 to emergency services revealed
A Nottingham man called the services when the local benefits office refused his claim for a new DVD player!
"Did he want to watch the 1996 film 'The Scrounger?' then?"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.4 to emergency services revealed
One woman even dialled operators after she left her bag in the seat of a cab and wanted police to follow the taxi to retrieve it!
"Bless her!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.3 to emergency services revealed
A man rang in because the light was not working in the phone box as he was trying to tell relatives he had accidentally got off at the wrong rail stop!
"Railly bad that!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.2 to emergency services revealed
A woman phoned emergency services to ask police to test her plug sockets after the fire service refused!
"Shocking!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Ridiculous true call to emergency services revealed
"Hello, 999? I can't find my glasses"
'I see!'
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
The number of jobs available in UK fell last month
"Thank you Mr Cameron, Mr Osborne, and Mr Brown who started the rot!"
written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
Scrabble player thrown out of US competition after hiding tiles
A young Under-18 Scrabble player has been kicked out of the national championship in the US for cheating.
"MP material there..."
written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
Adrian and Gillian Bayford win £148.6million Euro jackpot
"I'm so pleased for them!"
written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
14.08.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll
Labour 42% - Conservative 32% - UKIP 8% - Lib Dem 8% - Others 10%
All the big 3 are down - UKIP the same - just the mysterious Others are up!
written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
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