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Game changer?
Prince Charles' secret delight Wills couldn't win World Cup for UK.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Petty is the new diplomacy
WikiLeaks resentment so poisons international relations No. 10 won't congratulate Russia over World Cup hosting win.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
West Loathian fears over seismic event unfounded
Neighbours aid Susan Boyle after fall on icy pavement.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
UK's Top Ten Winter Driving Tips Delayed
due to road closures.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
WikiLeaks gets personal
Hillary Clinton beauty secrets to be revealed tomorrow.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Palin slams MapQuest as useless
"Doesn't even have a country like Scandinavia."
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
US Cables cite Canadian insecurity
Canada delighted to be noticed.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
International Relations Shattered by Revelations
US insults leave G20 now somewhere between G9 and G12.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
WikiLeaks moving to Twitter
Revelations now expected to conclude sometime in 2314.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
Swedish Queen caught in scandal
Swedes reject British-style monarchy.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
"Libel laws 'are being used by the rich and powerful to gag doctors and scientists'
Middle class still prefer something feathery from Ann Summers.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
Researchers find high sugar levels control aggression
Cadbury buys Boots.
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
Cameron responds to record high complaints about NHS
"Obviously they're feeling well enough to complain."
written by Catherine the Average, 02 December 2010
"He can't fool one!"
Queen said to be secretly convinced WikiLeaks tell-all founder is actually Andrew Morton in disguise.
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
"And just what the hell were you thinking?"
Having demonstrated promise during speeches, Prince Andrew engaged to act as substitute host of Jeremy Kyle show.
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
Prince Andrew reinvigorates despairing Guardian reporters
Royal criticism gives tired, weedy staff a new reason to live.
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
WikiLeaks! WikiLeaks! WikiLeaks!
Climate Change, Gold Price "feel like Jan Brady"
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
Charles to take advantage of WikiLeaks Distraction
Queen Camilla to be crowned tomorrow.
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
Do you really want to piss me off?
WikiLeaks founder Asshange hits back at comics making fun of his surname.
written by Catherine the Average, 01 December 2010
Analysts peg substance of Palin communication strategy
Whatever happens, from WikiLeaks to missing the bus, 'it's Obama's fault'
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Letter arrives 77 years after being posted
Palin: "It's Obama's fault!"
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Forecast calls for cloud, some rain
Palin: "It's Obama's fault!"
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Hathaway, Franco to host Oscars
Palin: It's Obama's fault!
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
Many Britons delighted by heavy pre-Christmas snows
Palin: "It's Obama's fault!"
written by Catherine the Average, 30 November 2010
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