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Exoplanet gas Spotted on Planet Far from Earth
Not too Far to send US elected representatives to investigate. Send them all - we'll wait for their return.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
UK Castle Ordered Detroyed by Bureaucrats
Allegedly because local building authorities didn't know about it even though built to exceed all codes.
Can you spell O-R-W-E-L-L-I-A-N L-O-G-I-C
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
First Lady: I'm Not that Interesting
Neither is your husband anymore.
Find the back door ok?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Is it Time to Cash in Your Savings Bonds?
Time to cash in your cash is more like it.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Clinton to Americans Held in Iran: Fughettaboutit You Deadbeats!
Once out, do ya' think a little chat with Ms. Hillary might be in order?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Unruly Passenger Says Behavior was Result of Pot Cookies
The pot laced cookies, are supposed to be for medicinal purposes only. Nonetheless, Keebler eying commercial production for the masses.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Senate Report: "Dirty Money Still Entering U.S."
While all the clean money has already departed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Pay Czar Says Insurance and Banker Boy Bonuses are "Outrageous" But Legal
Hey Mr. Pay Czar: What Good are ya'?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Friend of Slain Lottery Winner Arrested; Suspicion of Murder
Money brings out the Best in Friends.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
White House Calls Iranian Space Launch a "Provacative Act"
But maintains none of the 8,800+ launches by the US are in no way provocative.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Christian Science Monitor: Don't Let Illegal Immigrants Take US Jobs
Uh..a little late for that one don't ya' think?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Witness: Perterson's Wife Slept with Knife Under Bed
Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone to Investigate.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
US Hard at Work Developing Cyberspace Weaponry
Biggest Concern: Spoofer Technologies may be advancing at faster rate; causing drop in public confidence.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Latest Government Advice : All Toyotas To Be Scrapped
$2,000 Clunker Credit towards New General Motors Car, if financed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
US Senator Borrows French Law on Burgas, Wants Priest's Robes Banned
"How else can we tell if they are aroused while leading choir boys? Once we get rid of the robes, it will be obvious!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Tony Blair Issues Iraq War Summary
In times of war, laws are silent. and that's the way we like it! Shhhhhhhhhush!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Clare Short: Blair "and his mates" Decided the War was Necessary
Actually it was Captain Dutch S. McOil, 1st Mates Geroge Bush and Tony Blair aboard the empty tanker HMS Runnindry.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Ann Clwyd: We Invaded Iraq Because the Iraqi People Had Suffered Enough
And prospering they are in a nice, safe environment today!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
John Reid: Viet Nam Affected Our Planning with Iraq
Same evil, different plan = Brilliance?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
19 Year Old UK Man Jailed for Raping 86 Year Old Woman
Claims he had been looking at recent photos of Cher and couldn't tell the difference.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Montag: Mom Looks at Me like I'm a Circus Freak
= Frankensteiness Butter Knife Sculpture ?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Pope Wades into UK's Gay Clergy Battle
Priest in US Files Suit Claiming he was Sexually Abused by a Priest who has since risen to Cardinal.
Its a Free for All!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
Shift Seen in Pentagon Thinking
Prisoners = Human Rights Issues; therefore no more prisoners.
Unmanned Terminator Drone Fleet Ordered.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
US Intelligence Chiefs "Certain" of Spoof-Qaida Attack in Next Three Months
After finding out just exactly how many spoof stories are published each day, the Intelligence Heads have concluded that on an absolutey for sure basis, another will be published within 90 days.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 February 2010
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