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Steve McClaren resigns from Nottingham Forest!
Mr McClaren said: "I've been in danger of becoming a confirmed Nottinghamian for ages now, redundant and unemployed! So I got out quick before it came ingrained!
written by Inchcock, 03 October 2011
House of Commons remove certain dishes from the Restaurant
From 4th Oct, the following items are to be withdrawn from the menu, due to lack of demand by MPs: Humble Pie, Coalition Sandwich's, and Waffle Relish.
written by Inchcock, 02 October 2011
Fabio Capello has book translated in effort for success on the field!
Fabio Capello has had a book translated into Italian, in an effort for success on the field. The book is the 1959 edition of the Boys Own 'How to pass a football!'
written by Inchcock, 02 October 2011
Willie Hague to star in US sitcom!
Millionaire Coalition minister, William Hague is to star in the US sitcom 'Two and a half men'. He will be playing the part of the half man!
written by Inchcock, 02 October 2011
Arsenal Bonus for Jack Wilshere?
Arsenic Vengor, Manager, handed the cheque for £250,000 to Wilshere, saying: "If we win the league this season, the chairman will sign it for you!"
written by Inchcock, 02 October 2011
Review of David Cameron by voter
A Nottingham voter, has stated what he thinks of David Cameron: "He's an possessive, who is working toward promotion to a sycotic!"
written by Inchcock, 24 September 2011
MP sacked for doodling anagrams!
He was caught doing anagrams of Members of Parliament.
Mom's far Impenetrable
Impermeable frost man
Impermeable man's fort
PM flee a 'em brainstorm
Impersonal fat member
Mainstream MP bore elf
written by Inchcock, 19 September 2011
Senior Citizens version of 'The Dwarfs' Marching Song' released
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's off to work we DO NOT go
We keep on singing all day long
Heigh-ho Heigh-ho!
Hahaha!
written by Inchcock, 19 September 2011
Joseph Stalin 1945 quote found in desk!
The fallaciloquence displayed by your MPs and Senators, will not impress any sacricolist of the decency of their having any morals, ethics, or empathy worth talking of!
written by Inchcock, 13 September 2011
Death threat Pensioner warns the Prime Minister!
67 year old Mr I Amskint, sent an email to the Coalition leader, threatening to kill himself if prices rise any more!
Cameron was on holiday again so could not respond. W Hague said "Mmm."
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
Nick Clegg Charged with Murder!
The charge involved the massacre of the hopes of the Lib-Dem voters.
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
UKs New Deterrent
Government scientists have developed a new germ warfare missile, to fire at enemy countries to make them all commit suicide.
It contains Nick Cleggs DNA and bodily fluids.
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
Remake of 1966 Dalmations film to be made
A new version of the film '101 Dalmations' is due in 2012.
It will star the Members of Parliament in the UK, and will be re-titled '467 Damnations'.
written by Inchcock, 01 September 2011
Hitler more popular than Cameron!
In a recent poll, asking which politician you would like to see in a documentary on TV, Adolph Hitler got 145% more votes than David Cameron!
written by Inchcock, 25 August 2011
New Boss for Ministry of Information
Boss Mr Pue, explained to our reporter: "Using the new electroencephalographic process, we can develop the causative link that will clarify the glottochronological affect, as a catalyst for a précis"
written by Inchcock, 15 July 2011
Lib-Dem Supporters to hold Mass Meeting this month
A spokesman for the Lib-Dems, stated that a meeting has been arranged in Nottingham for supporters to air their views. He expects both of them to attend, if transport from the asylum can be arranged!
written by Inchcock, 14 July 2011
Britain's border forces boosted!
David Cameron says that the border patrol for the South East Coast of Britain, is to be doubled.
The 3rd scout group of Little Hampton has joined the 23rd Boys Brigade company from Lynton on patrol.
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2011
Lib-Dem supporters support Clegg!
A mass meeting of Lib-Dem supporters in the Old Cow snug bar in Nottingham, voted to offer their support for Mr Clegg as leader of their party.
It was a 100% vote in favour - both members voted.
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2011
Wayne Rooney fined for swearing in City Centre
Mr Rooney's solicitor said; "We tried to go to trial, and asked that it be held in camera! In the end we just paid the £60 fine, despite it affecting my clients financial status!"
written by Inchcock, 09 June 2011
Lib-Dem Mass Meeting called
Lib-Dem spporters conference, voting or non-voting member, conference has something for everyone - lively policy debate, on 9 July 2011.
Please be at the telephone box on Allgone Street @ 1400hrs.
written by Inchcock, 03 June 2011
Elvis seen in Parliament claim debunked - 'A misprint!'
We can confirm that Elvis has not been seen in the Houses of Commons at all - this was a misprint, it should have read "Elves seen in Parliament!"
written by Inchcock, 01 June 2011
June Question Time in Common's Delayed!
Common's Question Time has had to be delayed, while Members, Police, Labour Party Members, Air Sea Rescue, and Alcoholics Anonymous carry out a search for Ed Miliband.
written by Inchcock, 01 June 2011
MP Caught Not fiddling expenses!
H Onist MP for Grotty Lane End & Upper Denture, was called to the Parliamentary Standards Committee to explain his actions in full.
written by Inchcock, 31 May 2011
Fiddling UK MPs to be prosecuted
Unfortunately this will involve the cost of building two new prisons to house the perpetrators!
written by Inchcock, 30 May 2011
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