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Street Lamps to be turned off as Town Halls forced to save cash!
On a happier note, free MPs trips to Taiwan, Bahrain, Jamaica and India, along with guaranteed free legal aid to defend against any charges of expense fiddling will not be affected.
Oh goody!
written by Inchcock, 17 October 2011
The Prime Minister shows his compassion to the unemployed!
David Cameron, who's never been unemployed, or ever will be on the bread-line, claimed it was 'disappointing' that we now had 2.57+ million people unemployed.
He finished his champagne and left!
written by Inchcock, 17 October 2011
Pensioner reveals why MI5 paid him a visit!
At the Cardiac rehab centre, I said; "I thought that nurses and soldiers should earn more than MPs and the Prime Minister should take a pay cut"
After 2 hours grilling they let me off with a warning!
written by Inchcock, 16 October 2011
Royal Navy Cut-backs not too severe - New recruit training on-going!
Admiral Ponconby Forsythe explained;
"We have a new recruit training course started in Nottingham, Tuesday nights 1930 to 2000hrs, at the Highfield's Boating lake.
written by Inchcock, 15 October 2011
Defence secretary Philip Hammond new Defence minister!
He awarded a £1.4bn contract for new trains to German company Siemens, crippling British-based Bombardier, which had to announce 1,400 job cuts in Derby.
So he has the required skills for the job!
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Conservative council shedding 1,500 jobs has caused uproar by hiring an £800-a-day cuts consultant"
Lesley Ottery has been taken on. at a cost of £800 a day, for six months to reduce Somerset County Council's £350million debt mountain.
I wonder who she's been knocking off?
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Liam Fox, Defence Secretary resigns!
Liam Fox resigned as Secretary of State for Defence, after the row about his friend Adam Werritty.
Why did he not resign as MP, why did he not get prosecuted?
Ah, yes, people in glass-houses!
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
UK based Energy Firms' Profit Margins Up 700%
Ofgem has calculated that annual profit margins per customer have risen to £145, from just £15 last June.
Oh I am pleased for them!
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Peter Crouch gives up hope of an England recall!
Crouch said; "This in despite Wayne Rooney's Euro 2012 ban.
I've tried every thing to get back in the squad, playing well, scoring goals, swearing at cameras, getting sent off, and sulking!
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Wayne Rooney gets a three match EUFA ban!
The FA were indicated they would mount a "robust" appeal if Rooney was hit with anything more than a one-match ban.
What's he got to do to warrant a 3 match ban? - Kill someone?
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Cut-Backs: Library closure prevented by Angry Crowd
Angry crowds prevented workmen from bolting the doors to a library in London last night.
Protest leader Alf Lowe said: "It's are education, taint right innit, we gonna do sumfin abart it!"
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Wayne Rooney to make Liverpool pay for misery
The Man Utd star and proud Scouser always an Everton fan who loved to hate the red half of Merseyside. He wants to make them pay for sending him up.
Since which he's got himself many sending off's!
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Horrific unemployment figures - Cameron says "We have to do more to get the economy going!"
David Cameron admitted "horrific" unemployment at a 17-year high.
He is advertising a job for a car cleaner, to wash his three Government cars, and his families 6 cars. Minimum wage of course.
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
Coalition's NHS (destruction) Bill get's to 2nd reading in the House of Lords!
The Government's reform programme for the NHS cleared a crucial hurdle today as it received a second reading in the House of Lords.
It makes you want to puke doesn't it?
written by Inchcock, 14 October 2011
No interest shown in Over-60's Safe Sex Classes!
The classes, called Generation Sex, was to be run by Portsmouth Council for the encouraging of older people to practise safe sex.
Councillor I Waistcash, said; "There's no helping some people!"
written by Inchcock, 13 October 2011
Conservative Councillor Suspended over Anti-Gay Tweets
It seems the tweets upset closet gay Willie Hague, and the other twelve out-of-the-closet current Conservative MPs!
written by Inchcock, 13 October 2011
Noel Gallagher laying the boot into Ed Miliband
Gallagher lays the boot into Ed Miliband.
The former Oasis star says the Labour leader is "utterly uninspiring and dull!"
Milband's reply was: "Yes?"
written by Inchcock, 13 October 2011
UK Living Standards Will Plummet
It was reported in various news agencies and newspapers today.
We thought it would have been more suited to be published in the BBC History Magazine.
written by Inchcock, 13 October 2011
20 MPs who wrongly claimed expenses are let off!
The Commons spending watchdog, decided that their fiddling and cheating was too minor, to bother with even accusing them, let alone prosecuting them!
How kind of them!
written by Inchcock, 12 October 2011
Poll Results: Should Liam Fox should keep his job?
Yes said 10%
No said 15%
Couldn't care less said 75%
written by Inchcock, 12 October 2011
A woman who stabbed a grandmother to death, had left a mental hospital an hour earlier!
Nicola Edgington had been admitted to the psychiatric unit at her own request, but fled while her bed and medication were being prepared.
Now will you consider doing the Health lottery please?
written by Inchcock, 12 October 2011
11% of British Graduates turn to life of Crime
Although not all of the 11% become Members of Parliament!
written by Inchcock, 11 October 2011
Nick Clegg urges lawyers to open the profession to all backgrounds
The Deputy Prime Minister tells lawyers their cloistered legal world should be opened up to people from a wider range of backgrounds.
"It's about time that honest people were given the opportunity!"
written by Inchcock, 11 October 2011
One in 12 Brit's are out of work - the highest figure for 17 years!
We asked William Hague to comment on this after he'd ate his lobster at the Savoy hotel, and retired to the bedroom with friends Julian and Wilberforce.
He replied; "Not now pet, I'm busy!"
written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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