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200 people gather in Nottingham's Old Market Square
About 200 people gathered in the Old Market Square on Saturday to protest against cuts to disability benefits and services.
One of them had a job, and was grilled by the others as to how!
written by Inchcock, 28 October 2011
Tory health spokesman Mark Simmonds, is paid £50,000 a year to work 10 hours a month as "strategic adviser"
He was a minister when the controversial reforms were drawn up, gets more than £400 an hour from Circle Health, the first firm to win control of an NHS hospital!
The nepotistic philargyrist!
written by Inchcock, 27 October 2011
Latest Voting intention poll results 26 Oct 2011
Latest Voting intention poll results;
Conservatives - 35%
New Labour - 42%
Lib-Dems - 4%
Others - 19%
Nick Clegg was unavailable for comment.
written by Inchcock, 27 October 2011
Nottingham Council reveals Bonfire Firework displays planned
Bramcote Grove, Kirkby in Ashfield Municipal Park, the Forest, and Canning Street, St Anns, Central, and Hyson Green police stations.
written by Inchcock, 27 October 2011
Guy Fawkes failure blamed for Coalition
Guy Fawkes historian Dinah Mite, added; "Fawkes in hell, if only he'd not been caught!"
written by Inchcock, 27 October 2011
Government Business Secretary Vince Cable has been fined by the taxman!
For failing to pay up to £25,000 in VAT (you know, that tax that the Coalition said they would not increase but did!).
A £500 fine sounds a very liberal amount to me?
written by Inchcock, 27 October 2011
The Reds bounce back after the City debacle - Man Utd 3 - Aldershot 0
Incidentally the Reds players earned £39,900 for the match, the Aldershot guys £999!
written by Inchcock, 26 October 2011
Cameron wins on EU referendum vote - despite 81 Tories defying him!
Cameron commented; "What I would say from last night is there's no bad blood, there's no rancour, no bitterness towards the 81 depraved, treacherous, scum Tory MPs who voted for a referendum!"
written by Inchcock, 25 October 2011
France and Germany are split over the Euro debt crisis rescue!
Well fancy that!
written by Inchcock, 23 October 2011
Cameron informed of Colonel Gaddafi's death by Evening Standard political editor!
Reassuring isn't it?
written by Inchcock, 22 October 2011
Nick Clegg says 'Lib-Dem supporters deserve to be listened to!'
As soon as we find any left, we'll let them know!
written by Inchcock, 22 October 2011
UK Crime Rises 10%
The House of Commons crooks were not included in the survey.
written by Inchcock, 21 October 2011
It's curtains for Willie Hague's hotel bedroom romps!
Yes new ones have been fitted today.
Of a turquoise and pink floral pattern, overlaying a luminous magenta and heliotrope background of fairies playing together. Edged with delicate Chantilly lace.
written by Inchcock, 21 October 2011
MP's grant themselves 17 weeks holiday a year!
And the 17 weeks, doesn't even include weekends, or the free so called fact finding jaunts abroad!
Spokesman for the cabinet, Robin Umblind could not comment, as he was on holiday in the Bahamas.
written by Inchcock, 21 October 2011
Pensioner asked what would be his favourite food if he had no financial limitations!
He answered; "Minced Cameron, with a pate of Clegg's head in aspic on the side. Followed by a coalition of MPs roasted hogs nuts. With HP sauce of course!"
written by Inchcock, 20 October 2011
Cameron tries to get power companies to reduce costs!
He talked tough about bank bonuses while doing nothing.
He reversed a decision to give extra help to pensioners facing the choice of heating and eating.
What next from the philargyrist Cameron?
written by Inchcock, 20 October 2011
Capello searches for new England talent at Man City!
Roberto Mancini Okayed him to check on Pablo Zabaleta, Carlos Marchena, Gunnar Nielson, Dedryck Boyata, Edin Dzeko, Vladimir Weiss, Segio Aguero, Yaya Toure, Nigel de Jong, and Samir Nasri.
written by Inchcock, 20 October 2011
William Hague say's he will never go soft on Europe!
William Hague said there is no "prospect" of my goning soft and will never go soft on Europe".
His hotel bedroom assistants Julian and Damien claim they have never known him go 'soft'!
written by Inchcock, 20 October 2011
MPs to vote on whether to hold a referendum on Britain staying in the EU!
They need to vote on whether to hold a referendum on this?
You can expect more phenakism (Deception and/or trickery) from the back-hander-taking nepotists on this!
written by Inchcock, 19 October 2011
Nick Clegg to talk to each one of the Lib-Dem supporters in mass protest of Coalition with Tories!
Mr Clegg told out reporter: "I will talk to each of the three Lib-Dem voters to calm their nerves!
written by Inchcock, 19 October 2011
Manager of Care Home for the Elderly comments on charges of cruelty
Manageress Tanya Hyde said "Our prisoners are fed well... I mean our patients... I mean our residents are fed well."
written by Inchcock, 18 October 2011
MPs spend £11.5million of taxpayers' cash on cheap booze and food!
Despite David Cameron's pledge to scrap the perk. MPs have spent £11.5million of taxpayers' cash on cheap booze and food in the last two years.
Doesn't it piss you off?
written by Inchcock, 18 October 2011
Millionaire Minister Mr Letwin, faces official investigations as a result of the 'binning' scandal
Oliver Letwin has since been offered various positions, including; Information Collator in China, Refuge collector in Brussels, and a 'hotel bedroom sharer' with fellow multi-millionaire Willie Hague.
written by Inchcock, 18 October 2011
Fabio Capello looks for future England players at the Newcastle v Spurs match
Amonst those that caught his eye were, Yohan Cabaye, Rafael Van der Vaart, Gabriel Obertan, Shola Ameobi, Emmanuel Adebayor, Demba Ba, Jonas Gutierrez, P. Løvenkrands, R. Pavlyuchenko, and Y Kaboul!
written by Inchcock, 17 October 2011
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