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Britain on a high! - should we be pleased?
The highest inflation for 20 years!
The highest fuel tax ever!
The highest youth unemployment for 19 years!
The highest MPs expense claims for 18 years!
The highest heating bills ever!
Oh, dear!
written by Inchcock, 15 November 2011
Ricky Tomlinson Quote on David Cameron!
"Cameron is like my arse - best out of sight!"
written by Inchcock, 15 November 2011
Ricky Tomlinson Quote on David Cameron - Two!
"Our toilet was outside and we had to light a candle and rip squares off the Liverpool Echo newspaper to wipe our arses with, no fun then, but they didn't have photo's of Cameron on them then!"
written by Inchcock, 15 November 2011
Capello statement on the Sweden game!
"We'll need to be really good with the passes between the lines and passes through."
You can see why he's worth £6m a year can't you!
written by Inchcock, 15 November 2011
Capello makes statement to reporters on Spain match!
Quote: "We will play football against them"
'At last!'
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
Osborne has been urged to cut fuel duty for motorists!
Osborne was urged to cut fuel duty for millions of hard-pressed motorists, yesterday.
He is recovering from shock in the hospital, and said to be 'To be in an unstable condition!'
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
Treasury rip-off: £31.5bn earnings from fuel & road tax £13.4bn spent on roads & environment!
We asked Nroman Baker, Minister of Transport, what he thought about this anomaly.
He replied: "Yes", then returned to playing with his Scaletrix set.
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, reveals he has a crush on Fergie!
Alex Ferguson replied to Chris by email with an invite to supper, kisses, and many thanks.
That was before it was clarified that Chris meant Fergie the Former Duchess of York!
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
Bunga low bill from the EU
Italy's economic meltdown is pushing up the cost of buying a home in Britain, experts warned last night.
Well, naturally!
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
Another award for Wayne Rooney
The Mardy, Mardy Mustard Appreciation Society, have granted the title of 'Bawl Boy' to Wayne for his antics. They thought it best not to film the ceremony, although as you know, Wayne swears by them!
written by Inchcock, 12 November 2011
England 5 - Iceland 0
Admitted it was only Stuart Pearce's, and Icelands under 21's teams.
But a good start? Even the Iceland manager said; "They will do well. You can bank on it!"
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
Prisons Minister Would like to see no women in Prison in the future!
To achieve his target, serial killer Rose West, Baby P's mother Tracey Connelly and Karen Matthews, mum of kidnapped Shannon, would all have to be freed.
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
Vince Cable says EU debt crisis will collapse UK banks!
EU debt crisis could unleash economic "armageddon" which will collapse UK banks, Business Secretary Vince Cable warned yesterday.
So what are we doing still in the EU?
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
Princes William and Harry were trailed by News Of The World snoops!
Can't understand why they didn't follow me to the hospital cardiac unit, the doctors surgery, the JCP, the debt assessors, and the toilet?
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
Abi Izzard, changed her name to StopFortnumAndMasonFoieGrasCruelty.com!
"The 27 year old said, "Whatever small inconveniences I have with my name are nothing compared to the suffering that millions of birds go through every year"
Check out the website!
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
Schoolgirl Tamsin Jarvis Celebrated her 11th birthday at 11 minutes to 11 on the night of 11.11.2011
Mum, Sara, 41, gave Tamsin, who was born in room 11 at a hospital maternity ward, the middle name Poppy, as she was born on Remembrance Day.
A nice story in the news for once!
written by Inchcock, 11 November 2011
UK Voting Intention Poll - 10th November 2011
Con's 39%
Labour 40%
Lib Dem's 6%
Others 15%
Seems that the coalition with the Tories was not such a good idea for Nick Clegg?
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Nearly 400 fake nurses may be working in NHS, it is feared!
Unregistered nurses have been found in 8 of Kent's 288 GP practices, according to data seen by magazine Pulse.
That's equivalent to 380 nurses nationwide.
"I might have come across a few of them!"
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Mouthwash 'Periogard' taken off shelves over health scare!
It is being taken off the shelves of pharmacies, shops, dental surgeries and hospitals.
The bacteria were unlikely to cause harm to healthy people, it said.
"Yes, I've seen it in the Pound shops!"
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Robbers armed with hammer and axe take just one packet of Monster Munch during raid!
Raiders entered the shop in Little Hulton, Manchester, and demanded cash but left empty-handed. Then returned and made off with the crisps.
Would they have been Utd or City fans I wonder?
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Mohamed al Fayed sells Harrods for £1.5billion
World-famous department store Harrods has been sold.
It's been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn the buyer is a member of the Saudi Arabian Qatari royal family.
That is good news for the country?
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Official: Jobless will have to work 30 hours a week for their benefits
Those who refuse to do the compulsory 30-hour-week for no extra cash under the PM's "workfare" plan, will lose their benefits.
Reminds us of Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini?
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
David Cameron backs Theresa May!
Today, 10 Nov 2011, the Prime Minister said he 'Backed Theresa May all the way on the arguments about the border cuts.
Sounds a bit ominous for her doesn't it?
written by Inchcock, 10 November 2011
Spanish man adder shock of his life!
When a snake slithered out of a cashpoint in front of him as he withdrew money!
Possibly it was the manager?
written by Inchcock, 07 November 2011
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