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£11m revamp at Nott's college is a Vision for a better future.
While yesterday, a 46 year old rough sleeper died on the streets of Nottingham, outside a charity shop, closed down cinema, and a McDonald's!
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
UK Public Sector Strike to go ahead 30 Nov 2011
Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander said "We have no more money on the table. We've set out what needs to be done!"
"No Mr Alexander - You've set out what YOU think needs to be done!"
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
Company bosses pay has risen by 4,000% since 1981
Wages of company bosses have risen by 4,000% since 1981.
"Oh, I am pleased for them!"
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
Police found car chase driver in wheelie bin
An unemployed dangerous driver, after a police chase, abandoned his car he'd crashed, then climbed into the bin, where police found and arrested him.
An unemployed man? In Nottingham? Never?
written by Inchcock, 24 November 2011
New Road Tolls - MPs won't need to pay!
MPs can claim the £5.30 cost of using the M6 toll and Transport for London's £10 Congestion Charge on their journey to and from their constituencies.
So no doubt then, that any worker going to or coming from work will be exempt too?! I don't think!
written by Inchcock, 23 November 2011
Nottingahm has increased charges for city centre car parking by more than twice the rate of inflation
'Well thank you!'
written by Inchcock, 23 November 2011
Pub Landlord installs 'Self-Service' beer pump!
Drinkers at the Queens Head in Hoyland, West Yorks, pull their own pints after landlord Dave Barron built a self-service beer pump.
"Self-sluvice eh?"
written by Inchcock, 22 November 2011
Prosecutions for benefit fraud in Nottingham up by 39%
Good news?
Shame about the House Burglary's clear-up rate down by 39%
written by Inchcock, 22 November 2011
Roman Abramovich gave his teenage daughter Anna a relatively modest £5million mews cottage last August
The 19-year-old is moving into the 4-bedroom cottage after splitting from her fiancé Nikolai.
She is, she said, learning to drive and that she is paying for the lessons herself.
So proud of her!
written by Inchcock, 22 November 2011
Nottingham Trio carried out 365 house raids
A trio of prolific thieves who carried out 365 house burglaries and car thefts between them have been jailed for a combined 17 years.
That's about 7¼ weeks for each crime?
'Farcical sentencing!'
written by Inchcock, 22 November 2011
Duty freeze - Osborne 'trims welfare benefits to stop fuel rise'
Chancellor Osborne is drawing up plans to freeze fuel duty for motorists - by cutting back on welfare benefits.
'How kind of him!'
written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
NHS staff told to give up annual pay increments or 35,000 jobs will go
The above headline appeared in the Guardian, on the 19th Dec 2010.
Apart from the 35,000 looking likely to be nearer 40,000, they seem to have got it right!
written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
You can see what they're doing and they seem to have done it in a planned and intelligent way!
This comment was made in the Daily Star
Who and what have they done?
Manchester City, they've made a £195m loss!
written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
Man charged over Nottingham shooting
A man's has been charged in connection with a shooting in the City.
Police interviewed several people about the incident, nine other men who remain on bail.
In Nottingham... never, well blow me!
written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
Army medics have been drafted in to keep a NHS hospital running for the first time in Britain
Stafford Hospital's forced into the move to keep its accident and emergency department open during the day.
It does not have enough staff.
There was no comment from £3,200 a week Hospital Manager!
written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
David Cameron's Vow on taking Office!
Cameron vowed to make real changes when he took Office.
34 MPs caught fiddling, 2.82m unemployed, VAT increased, food prices spiralling, NHS cutbacks... yes I'd say he's some real changes!
written by Inchcock, 20 November 2011
Sepp Blatter racism row: David Cameron joins calls for Fifa president to resign
Well Sepp Blatter joins calls for David Cameron to resign!
written by Inchcock, 19 November 2011
At the Elections, David Cameron, pledged he would look after our young
David Cameron has condemned more than a million teenagers to a life without hope as his vicious public cuts send youth unemployment soaring.
Anyone surprised?
written by Inchcock, 19 November 2011
Ed Balls says; Cameron needs to listen, take responsibility & change course!
What a crying shame none of them told Gordon Brown that years ago?
written by Inchcock, 18 November 2011
UK Youth Unemployment nears 1 million!
"That'll teach the buggers for rioting!" Quoted Kenneth Clarke when he thought no one was listening.
written by Inchcock, 18 November 2011
Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world's seven billionth person!
Almost impossible to verify.
But the child's great great great granddad was believed to be the 3 millionth ethic Russian slaughtered my Stalin in one of his extermination campaigns in 1932!
written by Inchcock, 18 November 2011
Marie Thornton, 65, took £620,000 to gamble in slot machines. from where she worked as a financial officer.
A judge ordered her to complete 2,000 hours of unpaid work and pay back £217,600, saying it appeared she had been rehabilitated.
She was a Nun!
written by Inchcock, 17 November 2011
Toilet Maker Flush With Pride after Biogas Bike Run!
Neo, part motorcycle and part WC, runs on eco-friendly biogas made from sewage, completed a journey of more than 6000 miles in Japan.
About the same distance biogas Cameron did on his Japan visit?
written by Inchcock, 16 November 2011
Farmer gouged, bitten to death by his pet!
Marius Els, 41, was gouged and bitten repeatedly by his pet, six-year old, 188-stone Humphrey at his farm in South Africa.
Humphrey was a hippopotamus!
written by Inchcock, 16 November 2011
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