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Commuters to feel pinch as rail fares rocket across UK!
So they can join VAT, food, fuel, clothing, unemployment, suicides, heating costs, NHS patients waiting, and MPs expense's limits in rocketing then!
written by Inchcock, 06 January 2012
Nottingham: Over-60s will have to pay library fines
Over-60s will have to pay library fines for overdue books for the first time, revealed Nottingham City Council.
"Being a good few years over 60, how come I had to pay a fine last October?"
written by Inchcock, 06 January 2012
Cameron - The face of Conservatism
His bland featureless aristocratic Eton-fed face.
written by Inchcock, 05 January 2012
Jeremy Clarkson accused of racism over India jibes on Top Gear Christmas special!
Mouthing off about the country's food, clothing, toilets, trains and history in a series of 'Carry On' style jibes.
"Time to leave the man alone I think, 'strewth its only a bit of fun, and he digs at everyone!"
written by Inchcock, 05 January 2012
Euro Currency suffering in chocolate variety too!
Its value is falling, debt-ridden and now the euro has suffered a fresh indignity. Sainsbury's, which sells millions each year, is to ditch Euro's and reintroduced choc' Sterling coins.
"Hurrah!"
written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
New Year honours 2012: David Cameron's pals benefit
New Year honours: David Cameron's pals benefit as fatcat Tory party donor and family friend Helena Bonham Carter given awards.
"Well who'd have believed that?"
written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
David Cameron's plan for minimum price for alcohol
The move is expected to cost drinkers £700million a year, with the tax revenue going to the NHS.
"Going to the NHS? Yea, like I believe that!"
written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
Yobs commit 21,000 crime in month after a caution!
Further, 33,000 were committed within 2 months, 45,000 within 3, 75,000 within 6 and 125,000 within 12 months almost 300,000!
Ken Clarke wants to cut the prison population and sentences.
'Oh good'
written by Inchcock, 03 January 2012
Germany and France lag behind Britain on foreign aid spending to poor countries!
They failed to hit EU targets.
David Cameron raised aid spending by £1.24b last year to help the poorer countries.
"While killing the NHS, & pensioners die from the cold?"
written by Inchcock, 02 January 2012
Nick Clegg runs up £1million bill on spin doctors and advisers!
Did they advice him that a political marriage with the nepotist Cameron would be bad for his and his parties political health?
written by Inchcock, 01 January 2012
Archbishop of Canterbury blasted for comparing rioters and bankers!
A minister hit out at the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday for comparing City bankers to the rioters who tore apart Britain's cities over the summer.
"I like his style!"
written by Inchcock, 01 January 2012
Poor lose out in Lotto 'cover-up'
MP's were yesterday accused of helping Lotto bosses cover up a grants scandal that penalises the poor. Camelot refuses to publish ticket sales by region.
'I wonder why?'
written by Inchcock, 31 December 2011
UK 'In danger of drifting back into recession in 2012'
'I wasn't aware that we'd got out of the depression?'
written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
Woman stabbed to Death in Nottingham - 27 Dec 2011
"In Nottingham? I am surprised!"
written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
UK Voting Intention Poll 26 Dec 2011
Conservative 40%
Labour 40%
Lib-Dem 8%
Others 11%
Bet Nick Cleggs happy?"
written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
You're not fuelling us Cameron - 88% of drivers in petrol cost fear!
A staggering eight out of ten drivers are worried about sky-high fuel prices - and fear the Government is still against them.
"Now they are getting it!"
written by Inchcock, 29 December 2011
Patients to get full access to NHS medical records
Said Andrew (I go private) Lansley, even if they cannot get into hospital on time to cure their problems!
written by Inchcock, 28 December 2011
UK Prices crisis
Food inflation was twice as high during the same period as in the 90s, and water bills rose by a massive 63%. Overall, essential items rose 43%!
'More cheery news from the Coalition for the poor!'
written by Inchcock, 28 December 2011
Cameron vows Britain would never surrender the Falkland Islands to Argentina!
Even if we enough ships to send our reduced forces to the Islands!
written by Inchcock, 27 December 2011
Nottingham Riots - were not Riots!
Glynn Gilfoyle, of the Nott'm Police authority: "We have consistently said that we didn't feel the disturbances in August could be classified as 'rioting'.
"14 police stations torched - Not Rioting?"
written by Inchcock, 26 December 2011
Two-year-old Daniel Miliband breaks into a great big grin and then says loudly: "Bugger!"
He said this while playing with his building bricks in the garden.
"Future Prime Minister in the making there then!"
written by Inchcock, 25 December 2011
Navy on standby as Falklands hit by Argentina-led blockade!
As South American blockade of the Falklands sparked fears that Argentina is preparing a fresh bid to take control of the islands.
"Christ almighty, that's bad - we've got so many less ships now too!"
written by Inchcock, 24 December 2011
Drunk driver left 'housebound' by ban for being over the limit
Neil Craig, 69, of Raglan Court, Beeston, is the 3rd driver to be named and shamed in the Post's Christmas anti-drink driving campaign.
Tough - someone innocent could have been confined to a coffin!
written by Inchcock, 23 December 2011
74 thefts from cars over five days in Nottingham is a 'Fall in crime!'
This 'Fall in theft from vehicles numbers' was due to a concerted Police campaign.
'Very encouraging!'
written by Inchcock, 23 December 2011
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