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Lesbian monster, Jenny Shimizu lost her fame
The awful looking lesbian freak Jenny Shimizu lost her fame when famous actresses stopped using her four cheap thrills.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Lesbians in prison
Hundreds of lesbian inmates, red faced with agony, marched in protest because they have not seen a real penis in over thirty-five years.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Lesbian attacks a Mexican man
In a fit of rage against men, a lesbian stabbed a Mexican man in his penis with a jackknife she was carrying.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
N.O.W attacks men
The National Organization for Women said in a news brief that every man alive should have his penis cut off with a pair of rusty scissors.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
National Organization for Women complain about women
N.O.W. admits they unable stop women from dating men so they have embarked on a campaign to promote lesbians to take out as many women as they can.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Nielsen Ratings awards thespoof.com
Nielsen ratings spokesman says thespoof.com brings in more viewers than most television shows because of their entertaining and rare stories which can't be found anywhere in the literary world.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Female gynecologist says she suffered abuse
A female gynecologist complains she had to penetrate over 35 thousand women and was used like a lesbian gigolo by her abusive patients.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods is seen as a bad role model
Homosexuals are complaining about Tiger Woods' affairs with women because he was not penetrating white males in gay affairs.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
I.Q. test is required of political candidates
The public is demanding I.Q. test of political candidates be posting on ballet cards because they need to look for the most intelligent person to solve the economic problems.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods is no JFK
While JFK was praised for having an affair with beautiful, blond haired Marilyn Monroe, Tiger Woods is condemned to hell for being a swine and sleeping with white women.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods feels genocide plot
Nazi sympathizers attack Tiger Woods fearing he would have more mulato children with scandalous women.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods protects his rights as a father
Tiger Woods secretly had 34 children of his very own, with European surrogates who posses a high I.Q., in the event his wife gets a divorce and moves out with the kids.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods saves himself from financial ruins
Tiger Woods secretly hide 23 million dollars to prevent his wife from leaving him broke in the event of a divorce.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods saves himself from prison
Tiger Woods protected himself from false charges by secretly video taping his sexual encounters with people.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Male politicians admit their gay
Hundreds of male politicians admit their gay because they like putting men into prison without women so homosexual activity can occur.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods hits it big
Millions of male consumers say they admire Tiger Woods because of the sex appeal he has with so many women
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Madonna is a protective mother
Madonna refuses an offer from desperate lesbian Jenny Shimizu to do a kissing duet with Lordes on a music video, which Shimizu claims will be her big break in Hollywood.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Tiger Woods gets another new endorsement
BUART'S BEES cologne for men is to hire Tiger Woods for advertisement because of his masculine appeal due to the amount of women he attracted.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
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