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Rooney injury
Wayne Rooney will not be able to play football for at least a month after he suffered a severe hamstering injury.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 15 February 2009
Bush looking for new job
George W Bush, the ex-president of the USA, has been appointed chairman of a UN committee for world peace. On arrival at his new post, he immediately declared "Mission accomplished" and resigned.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 08 February 2009
Credit crisis: interest rates drop
Surveys say that during the current financial crisis, the rate of interest has dropped significantly. The average member of the public now has 20% less interest in the crisis than when it started.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 20 January 2009
Tony Hart to have organ gallery
Tony Hart, the recently deceased artist famous for presenting children's TV programmes, is to have his internal organs removed and nailed to a wall in a gallery in tribute to his TV work.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 18 January 2009
Coolio officially "a twat"
Coolio, the ex-rapper, has been officially designated a "twat" and a "dick" by the British Association of Psychiatry, after his dick-headed twattish behaviour on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 17 January 2009
Castro Cast Row
Fidel Castro, barely alive president of Cuba, has been spotted with his groin in a plaster cast. It is thought that Castro is now a castrato.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 26 November 2008
Nickelback singer attacked by duck
Chad Kroeger, the lead singer of Nickelback, has reported to police that he was beaten up by a duck. The duck has refused to comment.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 23 November 2008
Dali Llama found
Salvador Dali's missing robotic llama has been found and appears to look just like a Tibetan religious leader.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 17 November 2008
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