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Arkansas Mom Prepares for Birth of 17th Child
Says she thought about stoppin' at 'forty-leven,' but now she's sure she'll stop havin' 'em when the number reaches 'umpteen.'
written by TomFoolery, 08 May 2007
Rosie O'Donnell Already Has Offers From NBC and CBS
Question is: which one will win the bidding war to keep her off the air altogether?!
written by TomFoolery, 03 May 2007
Wrong Body Buried in Ohio Mix-Up
Guess you could say they were DEAD WRONG.
written by TomFoolery, 03 May 2007
Jewish Rabbis Worldwide Accused of Discrimination
...for expressing a universal desire to bar Mitzvah. Mr. Mitzvah has not answered repeated calls for comments.
written by TomFoolery, 03 May 2007
US Congress Furious Over Iraqi Lawmakers' Plan to Take Summer Break
They can't believe they didn't think of the idea in the first place.
written by TomFoolery, 03 May 2007
Children's Book Writer in Hot Water Over Suggestive Comment to 10-Year-Old Girl
Apparently, he suggested she read his book!
written by TomFoolery, 01 May 2007
Boy George arrested for allegedly chaining male escort to the wall
We can only imagine where he hid the key.
written by TomFoolery, 01 May 2007
Rosie's Outta-There...
...leaving ABC's "The View" unobstructed for a change!
written by TomFoolery, 26 April 2007
PET PEEVE: FDA Raises Terrier Alert to RED...
...in U.S. government reaction to recent dog food contamination issues. PETA immediately accuses Bush administration officials of canine profiling.
written by TomFoolery, 03 April 2007
Indian Couple Commits Suicide Over the Death of Their Dog
Distraught over the loss, the grief-stricken pair inadvertently gorged themselves on the tainted dog food that sent their late loved one to poochie heaven, only to join him not long after.
written by TomFoolery, 02 April 2007
Report: Only 10 Percent of Women Go To Heaven
If they all went, it would be called HELL.
written by TomFoolery, 28 March 2007
Pope: Hell Is a Real Place Where Sinners Burn in Everlasting Fire
But who'd have thought that so many pervert priests would be so "hellbent" on finding out the hard way...?!
written by TomFoolery, 28 March 2007
Michigan Man Sentenced to Jail After Sex Pact With Girlfriend, 15-Year-Old Daughter
Hmmmm...Must be originally from West Virginia if his girlfriend is his daughter...
written by TomFoolery, 27 March 2007
Study: Chinese Restaurant Food Is Unhealthy
What DOES one feed a Chinese restaurant anyway???
written by TomFoolery, 21 March 2007
Cannibal Cult Leader Faces Death Penalty
Witnesses say he's "eaten up" with guilt.
written by TomFoolery, 20 March 2007
Some Muslim cashiers at Minnesota Target store refuse to scan pork products
Jewish cashiers are mulling over the idea. In spite of the blatant disrespect, pigs remain fat, dumb and happy.
written by TomFoolery, 20 March 2007
Photos of Pop Tart Britney Spears' Bare Butt About to Be Released
But they're so close up, it'll be hard to tell the difference since she shaved her head.
written by TomFoolery, 14 March 2007
There are 65,000 Gays and Lesbians Serving in the U.S. Armed Forces
Who asked...and WHO TOLD?????
written by TomFoolery, 14 March 2007
400 Down, 575 To Go
Manuel Uribe, who once weighed half a ton, gets a lift on his first trip outside in five years. Where to, you might ask. Why, McDonald's, of course. Local fast food restaurants have gone on full alert.
written by TomFoolery, 08 March 2007
Huge Slaughter of Pet Dogs in China Planned
On a related note, there will soon be a surge in all-you-can eat Chinese restaurants.
written by TomFoolery, 07 March 2007
Teacher Denies She Taught Kids Witchcraft
Says they learned to spell on their own.
written by TomFoolery, 07 March 2007
Groom Accused of Trying to Run Over Wife After Honeymoon in Vegas
Apparently, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but sometimes it lands you in jail....in Vegas.
written by TomFoolery, 07 March 2007
LA Carjacked Couple Left Naked
On their way to a nudist colony sleep-over, how else would you expect them to "dress"??
written by TomFoolery, 07 March 2007
Florida Man Claims Chicken Burrito Paralyzed him
Making it impossible for him to cross the road.
written by TomFoolery, 01 March 2007
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