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Toure's wife says they took each other's pills by mistake
He's lost weight. She has 'a 24-hour stiffy'.
written by pinxit, 04 March 2011
Spoof writer gets two thumbs up rating.
I won't be able to sit down for a week' said disgruntled sailor.
written by pinxit, 21 February 2011
Fears grow for Muppet's Drummer 'Animal' in Bahrain's capital
Manama.
written by pinxit, 20 February 2011
Winter Wonderland Two Freed after Successful 'Disney' Defence
'It certainly was a Mickey Mouse operation' agreed Judge.
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
BBC switchboard inundated with complaints by PMT sufferers
...over 'Period Dramas'.
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
Health and Safety enter The Priory...
for 'psychiatric evaluation'.
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
Jordan unhurt in car crash
'Her air-bags saved her' say police...
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
'Vampires Spotted' in Washington (latest)
"They're obviously not getting the right vitamins' says skin specialist.
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
Ecclestone, 'It's a Bloody Tragedy in Bahrain...'
'...I'll lose several million if it's cancelled' says caring Bernie
written by pinxit, 18 February 2011
Carlos Tevez 'Takes it up the Aris!'
Argentine wizzard dribbles the ball into Aris Salonika territory.
(The Greeks 'invented it', y'know...)
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Electrocuted Rearing Horse Mystery. Was Spoof Writer Prescient?
Check out my profile pic. You decide.
(Hint: Horseshit...)
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Lorry Driver Dumps His Load On M25
'Sorry, I couldn't wait for the next services' he told police.
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Redknapp promises to 'stuff' Milan
...Mandaric at their joint tax evasion trial in July.
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Windscreen Repair company crashes.
'I couldn't see it coming' says CEO
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
'Out-of-body experience' witness charged with perjury
'I got above myself' he says
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Tiger attack foiled by soup ladle
'Next time I'll use one of his clubs' says plucky woman.
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Cameron Denies New Cat Larry is Gay
but does admit that he is a 'bit of a pussy'.
written by pinxit, 15 February 2011
Manchester Derby was 'Game of Two Halves' says Ferguson
'Half a bottle of Chablis, half a pint of Glenfiddich.'
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
Sir Alex Ferguson Denies 'Tight-fisted' Charity Claim
"Why the hell would I need to buy a plastic red nose?" he asks.
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
Albatross Meat 'Big Success' Say High Street Butchers
'They're flying off the shelves.'
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
'The Pig Society' is 'my mission' says David Cameron
"We like what we hear" respond Investment Bankers.
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
Grammy Awards resolve age-old riddle
...as Lady GaGa, not the egg, comes first.
written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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