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Princess Anne Tweet
Told am playing a camel in this year's Boxing Day Family panto. Again.
written by Catherine the Average, 07 December 2010
Fears for the Depressed this Christmas
Psychologists concede in this economy, with this weather, they can't be jollied out of this one.
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Broke two ribs on a wrinkly I elbowed at Selfridge's. Personal best.
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Don't Panic
WikiLeaks doesn't care about your silly G-mails. Even if you are a depraved, closeted cheater.
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
V. excited to realise Susan Boyle is a dead wringer for the Crown-Princess of Ostrieflander-Abel-Berlich, one of my favourite 17th century German relations!
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Pretty Isn't Everything
Young Miliband dogged by rumours that party coup is in the offing.
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
I could've charmed us 2018. Don't send a boy to do a man's work, eh?
written by Catherine the Average, 05 December 2010
Palin pleads confusion as shots ricochet off neighbours' homes
"I was house huntin'! That's still legal in this country, ain't it?"
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Just back from stables. Gave horses Sainsbury's hays-of-the-world advent calendar.
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Sour Note
Royal Variety organizers declined Cameron and Clegg offer to sing duet at December 10th event.
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Gordon Brown to Deliver Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message
Record high ratings anticipated for Queen.
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
You don't follow do you? Andrew and I don't give a toss what you think.
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Thatcher abandons Cameron
"Not nearly unkind enough."
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Cat Fight Brewing?
SuBo's Pebbles rumoured to have signed recording contract.
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Attention Span Deficits Hit UK News Cycle
Fifa is the new WikiLeaks
written by Catherine the Average, 04 December 2010
Blue Red Tops
UK tabloids saddened and frustrated by persistent Wills/Kate happiness.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Royal Family capitalizes on snow fall
Duchess of York relocated to grace and favour igloo.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Snowfall will not harm UK economy
Bank of England says: "A corpse can't catch a cold, can it?"
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
New government plan to clear roads
Princess Anne to glare at snow.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Bright side to FIFA balls up
One less visit from Posh.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
Scientists claim three times as many stars as originally believed
Reality television blamed.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
2 for 2
Santa Claus dumps UK from itinerary after World Cup loss.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
The low pressure super system that stole Christmas
Snowed in, Britain forced to cancel holidays.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
92-year old woman says she's still looking for love
and her glasses.
written by Catherine the Average, 03 December 2010
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