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Lawyer: Jackson Doctor to Surrender Friday
Jackson Doctor: Like Hell I Am
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
14 Years of Japanese Whaling "Research" Not Complete
Whalers say "Ongoing Taste Testing Research Inconclusive, More Whales Needed."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
"Precious" Movie Star Gabourey Sidibe Denies Nude Pics Rumor
Let us pray.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Sandra Bullock Poised to Win Her Frist Oscar
Madonna in interview says "she's not that cute."
Talent Madonna, Talent.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
TeaParty Convention Begin in Nashville
FBI taking down license plates and using cams to photo all participants.
Looks like the Palin decoy worked. Time to drop the net.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Firm to Pay $ 200K for Importing Bin Laden's Toys
Included were toy suicide bombs with Winnie the Pooh Graphics.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
O'Bomba Shows Up Headling Big Dem Fundraiser
Raised more pocket change than anything. Big donors gave rolled coin.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
O'Bomba Calls for Surrender Talks
GOP, with flanking Pentagon and Supreme Court Divisions Rolling towards White House demands "Full and Unconditional Surrender." Dems speechless, wondering how this could happen.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Martina Hingis to Return to Tennis Circuit
Says "I probably can't make top player, but I can be # 1 in Fun by showing some bum"
Go Martina!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
9 Year Old Boy Expelled from School for 2 inch long Gun
The school principal in defense of his questioned action said "size doesn't matter, he could still be viable."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Two Valentine's Getaways that Won't Break the Bank
1. Park the Motorhome in a Wall Mart Parking lot overnight and head out to dinner at McDonald's.
2. Park at a Burger King and have a Whopper with 4 large Schlitz Malt Liquor Bulls and sleep it off
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
MSN Asks: Are Frugal People No Fun at All?
Are Members of Congress on a 24/7 "Fun" Ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Taco Bells' Drive thru Diet Debunked
Its actually the De-Con in the mystery meat that makes you lose weight, not the soda pops.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Denny's Offering Free "Grand Slam" Breakfast Again for February Special
+ a "To Go" package of barf and body bags.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Coca Cola's New Strategy: "Mini Cans" at twice the Price
Less for more, from our favorite fountain friends.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
New Report: Government Underestimated Job Losses in 2009 Reports
Up to a million additional unemployed due to layoff have now been "identified."
Time for a "Congressional Layoff?"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
US Supreme Court Says "Questioning Government" is Irresponsible"
This group has bigger balls than a Giant Wabitt.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
U.S. "Missiles" and "Missile Shields" Around the World to Top 100,000 by Year's End
I think we need a re-think to this strategy. Quick.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Giacometti Sculpture of Dead Spoofer Walking Sold for over $ 100M
The sculpture was inspired by the sad tale of a Spoofer who encountered a Huge Bunny one too many times and got "toasted."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Weak Oil Demand Cutting Shell Oil Profits
Tony Blair proposes "one time" Profit Enhancement Tax" on UK citizens.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
IRS Reverses Position on Sex Workers Tax Deducitons
The previously allowed deductions for using prostitutes as medicinal "relaxants" is now being disallowed.
Taxpayer Revolt Expected.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
Did Michele O'Bomba Share Too Much?
Can't say for sure, but when she bends over she certainly "shares a ton!"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
US Congress Faces "Excruciatingly Torturous Vote" on Loading Taxpayers up with Additional $ 2T in Debt
However, insiders say its "sure to pass"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 February 2010
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