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The Lords has a permanent Tory-Lib Dem majority
And consists largely of a motley crew of party loyalists, time-servers and donors, with even a few convicted fraudsters, each entitled to over £300 per attendance.
"Just thought I'd let you know!"
written by Inchcock, 17 January 2012
Conservatives pick usual decent Candidate for next Elections!
No no... sorry that should read "Conservatives pick the usual devious Candidate....!
"Sorry"
written by Inchcock, 16 January 2012
Migration to UK is killing off jobs!
Migrants have forced tens of thousands of Britons out of the workplace. 23 fewer jobs for British workers for every 100 migrants from outside EU, says report.
"Hello Mr Cameron, are you listening? - What a daft question!"
written by Inchcock, 15 January 2012
NHS carer's doing Nurses jobs!
Unqualified carers are 'doing nurse's jobs', including taking blood samples, reviving patients and supervising entire wards
"Is Cameron aware or bothered - hah, another daft question from me! Sorry."
written by Inchcock, 15 January 2012
NHS Hospital made 140 blunders over gran who died!
Christine Lofthouse, was taken to St James's Hospital. She was left on a trolley for hours, not given antibiotics, for a urinary infection, & prescribed the wrong medicine.
Reading this Cameron?
written by Inchcock, 15 January 2012
Film - The Killing about political Spin & Lies!
Interestingly it's about Danish MPs in a coalition - seems rather like ours. They have sold us a follow-up series, Borgen, about corruption in Denmark's politics.
"Just normal politics to us then!"
written by Inchcock, 14 January 2012
Cut the working week to 20 hours - To boost growth say economists!
In that case, minimum wage earners would get far less to live on a week than William Hague's wife Ffion gets a week for being a Barclay's Bank advisor!
written by Inchcock, 13 January 2012
Cut the working week to 20 hours - to boost growth say economists!
In that case, minimum wage earners would get less to live on a week than David Cameron spends on one bottle of champers!
written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
Ready Steady Cook chef done for shoplifting 5 times!
Star of Ready Steady Cook, Worrall Thompson, 60, was caught shoplifting 5 times in 16 days at a Tesco store.
He accepted a caution for all five offences.
"We might rename the show Ready, Steal, Cook?"
written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
Ed Miliband needs to get out and clearly explain himself to voters
Ed Miliband needs to get out and clearly explain himself to voters if Labour are to win the next election, former Home Secretary Alan Johnson warns.
"Who?"
written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
Manchester City face fight to sign Roma midfielder De Rossi
Fighting? to pay £22million, and £6m a year wages without bonuses....
"I must mention this to my Job Centre Plus Advisor!"
written by Inchcock, 11 January 2012
Wayne Rooney for getting Kompany sent off!
Roberto Mancini last night accused Wayne Rooney of getting his Manchester City skipper Vincent Kompany sent off.
"Well fancy that!"
written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
Nott's most successful pop band, Paper Lace, will be performing a revival concert!
Causing a stir at the This is Nottingham website - 3 comments up to now!
written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
Highest vehicle crime recorded on New Years Day
"So, they turn-over your car instead of a new leaf?"
written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
Lib-Dem's biggest donor is arrested!
Michael Brown, The Liberal Democrats' biggest donor, who bankrolled the party with £2.4m of stolen money, was detained near the resort of Punta Cana on the Caribbean island this week.
"Ha ha ha!"
written by Inchcock, 09 January 2012
Crocodile. snakes, and lizards stolen from Stockport!
Around 100 exotic animals - including a 5ft crocodile. snakes, and lizards - were swiped in a pet shop raid on a Stockport Pet shop.
"Very PETulant!"
written by Inchcock, 09 January 2012
Cameron Tells off NHS Nurses
Cameron told the nurses off about lack of patient care problems, (being under-staffed and overworked) for which he and his ministers are responsible.
"I really hate that man, and his nepotistic cronies!"
written by Inchcock, 09 January 2012
London Zoo keepers start annual stock take of 18,500 animals!
18,500 being the official figure.
Zoo-keepers, Ivor Swift said he thought the figure was nearer 17,000, Zoe Cook said she thought it was 19,200, and Altaf Hussain thought it was 16,500.
written by Inchcock, 08 January 2012
Wojciech Szczesny admits Arsenal 'need' record goalscorer Thierry Henry back at the club
Arsenal's Manuel Almunia, Bacary Sagna, Abou Diaby, Manuel Almunia, Mikel Arteta, Park Chu-Young, Wojciech Szczesny, Sebastien Squillaci, Andrey Arshavin, Yossi Benayoun & the English player agree.
written by Inchcock, 08 January 2012
Half of the UK workshy would give up their benefits rather than get out of bed!
Half of those claiming unemployment benefits would prefer to lose their handouts than do a stint of unpaid work.
"How surprising!"
written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012
44,908 Crooks break orders
44,908 crooks given soft community sentences have broken them in the past year.
21,741 more committed more crimes during their non-custodial sentences.
"Does Kenneth Clarke know about this I wonder?"
written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012
MoD paying for troops' gender change surgery!
The cost to the MoD is only £8,490 for minor surgical procedures relating to gender reassignment. Fewer than 5 personnel have asked for treatment, in 2011.
"Makes you think dosen't it!"
written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012
Families 'will be £1,250 per year worse off' in four years because of tax and benefit reforms
Research say that family incomes are going to take a big hit over the next few years, as a result of the recession, restrictions in state spending, and cuts to benefits.
"So a Happy new year then!"
written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012
Cameron will today launch a fresh £200million drive to get layabout families back into work!
To break the cycle of kids following feckless parents into joblessness.
Charities will get cash if they can teach "Shameless" families the skills they need to find work.
"Wonder who owns the firms?"
written by Inchcock, 06 January 2012
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