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David Beckham launches his underwear range at H&M
Footballer David Beckham made an appearance at a London H&M store to mark the launch of his collaboration with the Swedish retailer.
"And he only got £1m for doing it!"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 23
Pledge Made 12.03.11:
To set up a UK Border Police Force.
Pledge made by: Conservatives
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 22
Pledge Made:
No cuts to the Royal Navy.
Pledge made by: Liam Fox - Conservative
"Pledge Not Kept"
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Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 21
Pledge Made 2010:
Stopping A&E and maternity closures.
Pledge made by: Conservative Manifesto 2010
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 20
Pledge Made 03.03.08:
Three more army battalions.
Pledge made by: David Cameron at the Conservative Party Conference.
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 19
Pledge Made 29.05.10:
No bonuses above £29,000, for bank directors.
Pledge made by: Lib-Dem (Nick Clegg)
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 18
Pledge Made 02.01.10:
Keeping the Future Jobs Fund.
Pledge made by: Conservatives - David Cameron
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 17
Pledge Made: 22.10.10
To pay for an extra 3,000 police on the beat.
Pledged by: Nick Clegg, Lib-Dem
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 16
Pledge Made:01.05.10
To Keep VAT at 17.5%
Source: (George Osborne - Nick Clegg
Pledge made by: Conservatives & Lib-Dem
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 15
Pledge Made 02.05.10:
Any cabinet minister who proposed front line cuts would "be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again."
Source: David Cameron
Pledge made by: Conservatives
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 14
Pledge Made 20.10.11 :
Fair pricing for rail travel.
Source: Coalition programme for government
Manifesto origin: Liberal Democrats
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 13
Pledge Made 18/11/2010:
Deny public funds to groups that have recently espoused or incited violence or hatred.
Source: Coalition programme for government
Manifesto origin: Neither
"Pledge Not Kept"
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Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 12
Pledge Made 20.07.10:
Extend anonymity in rape cases to defendants
Source: Coalition programme for government
Manifesto origin: Both parties
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 11
Pledge Made:
Ban the sale of alcohol below cost price.
Source: Coalition programme for government
Manifesto origin: Both parties
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 10
Pledge Made 01.12.11:
Launch a national 'big society day'
Source: Cabinet Office 'Building the Big Society' document
Manifesto origin: Conservatives
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 9
Pledge Made 21.05.10:
Stop the top-down reorganisations of the NHS.
"Pledge Not Kept"
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Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 8
Pledge Made 01.07.10:
Primary care trusts to commission residual services best undertaken at a wider level and take responsibility for improving public health.
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 7
Pledge Made 17.04.11: Directly-elected members of primary care trusts.
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 6
Pledge Made 15.10.10: Public bodies to publish all job titles online and the salaries and expenses of senior staff who earn more than the lowest band one salary
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 5
Pledge Made 08.11.10: New protections for whistleblowers in the public sector'
"Pledge Not Kept"
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Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 4
Pledge Made 05.07.10: Dissolution of a fixed-term parliament if 55% or more of MPs vote in favour.
"Pledge Not Kept"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 3
Pledge Made 28.07.10: Increase the target for energy from renewable sources.
"Not Kept"
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Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 2
Pledge Made 01/12/2010: We will find a practical way to make small business rate relief automatic.
"Not Kept!"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
Coalition Pledge Not Kept - 1
Pledge Made 09/02/2010: Robust action to tackle unacceptable bonuses in the financial services sector.
"Not Kept!"
written by Inchcock, 02 February 2012
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