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Tiger Woods Establishes Speaking Terms With Wife
The terms are that when Elin is in the house, Tiger is not allowed to speak.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Tiger Woods Announces He Has Been Hired as Golf Coach
Tiger Woods announced that he has been hired as Golf coach at Muffs University, a woman's college. Campus bookstore director stated that blond wig sales instantly skyrocketed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
Tiger's Trophy Girls Album Discovered!
1,199 photos of bar hopping blond babes that all look alike.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
Tiger Woods Establishes Stable for Blond Party Girls
Construction of the 500 room facility will begin immediately.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
2010 Election Prospects Slim for Democrats
As both parties represent the same banks and insurance companies.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
Bankrupt Country For Sale - Bring All Offers
Country is USA. Contact International Bankruptcy Trustee for Details.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
Swedish Study Concludes on What to Do with Old Nukes
Drop them on Wall Street.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 December 2009
O'Bama Preses Senate Democrats for Votes on Health Bill
Insurance company representatives announce policy cancellations for any Senator who votes for Health Bill.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
President O'Bama sets timetable for Aghanistan Withdrawal
O'Bama appointees Clinton & Gates immediately disagreed stating they are "engaged in war for the long term."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Change We Can Believe In
*100,000 troops in Afghanistan instead of 15,000
*8 more years instead of 18 months
*2 Trillion in borrowed money to pay for war instead of
capital investment.
*War Taxes.
Change indeed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Tiger Woods & John Daly - Two Golfers a World Apart
One loses all for personal sins and the other is a folk hero for doing the same X 10 for a lifetime. Go figure.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Tiger Woods Scores New Contract with Trojan
His new contract pays big $ for every babe he bops using a Trojan condom + the contract specifies he is to be provided a life time supply of condoms up front. They were delivered via dump truck.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Senator Max Baucus Nominates Girlfriend for US Attorney
Shouldn't be a problem. Over 4,000 currently on the Federal payroll got their jobs by appointment from family members already on the Federal dole.
C A N T H E Y S P E L L N E P O T I S M ?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Tareq & Michaele Salahi Shoud Be Prosecuted
The Secret Service Agents on duty at the White House Party should be dropped into Afghanistan wearing pink boxers and white tennis shoes and provided squirt guns with perfume for ammo.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Senator Richard Lugar's "Audacious Suggestion"
As we are in a depression, we need to focus on the essentials:
War and Money for War. Therefor, Health Care for the people that pay for war should wait!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
President O'Bama considers Bernanke Re-appointment
The Fed considers having O'Bama assassinated.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Geitner: U.S. Can Manage Its Debt to Foreign Nations
So did France and Russia when they owed a ton. Get out the butcher knife!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
U.S. Unemployment Rate Drops!
Because 6,000,000 who got laid of over the last 2 years never became re-employed, so they don't count!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
America Battles Obesity
McDonalds Restaurants plans on opening and additional 1000 locations in the U.S. in 2010. That should do it!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
Basis For Barack O'Bama's Nobel Peace Prize
30,000 troop increase to Afghanistan, Expanded use of random executions via unmanned drones in Pakistan; Operation Cobra's Anger; Refusal to join world wide ban on land mine manufacturing and usage.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 December 2009
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