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Geithner Extends Bailout to 2010....Says Recovery Not Complete
Correct Interpretation: AIG and Banker Boy bonuses to increase at taxpayer expense in 2010.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
US Propaganda Minister Gates Arrives in Afghanistan
US taxpayers vote to make him stay there.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Danica Patrick Wins Nascar's Biggest Prize
Millions of Dollars for having never driven in a Nascar race.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Tiger Woods Porn Star? Pics Being Shopped Around
Reports are now in that pics of Tiger in the raw and roaring are being shopped around. Playgirl Magazine has apparently been approached to see "what their interest level would be" for the pics.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Dems Reach Deal to Drop Public Insurance Option
The deal reportedly involves the insurance companies agreeing not to donate to the opposition candidate's campaign fund in the next re-election in return for protecting insurance company profits.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Elin Woods Purchases Mansion on Island Off Swedish Coast
Sending a message, Elin Woods has purchased a mansion on an island off the coast of Sweden. Reports are in that the Town Mayor has ordered all young women on the island to die their hair black.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Democrats Announce Broad Agreement on Healthcare Bill
They reached a broad agreement with insurance companies that provides millions of new polices and allows those companies to increase their profits by not providing services.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
US Senator Suggests Making War Machine Companies Be Made Non-Profit
Reports are coming in that say a US Senator has just been killed by a mob of angry Senators.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Mystery Plane Unveiled in Afghanistan
The spy drone was questioned being used in a country with no radar, but sources have disclosed it flies high and can follow low jack signals. It will now be leased by sponsors to track Tiger Woods.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
McChrystal: Uprooting Bin Laden key to Winning in Afghanistan
McChrystal confirmed the US has not had any info about Bin Laden in years and he might be an illusion. However, he said the debt to US taxpayers for the military expedition would not be an illusion.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
US Treasury Says Bailout Will Turn A Profit
White House discloses former Accountants from WorldCom/MCI were retained to make the determination.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Kobe Bryant and Tiger Woods to Co-Author Book
Claiming together THEY, not Wilt Chamberlain hold the tile for most babes screwed on the road.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
O'Bama Presses for New Stimulus to Create Jobs
Says new roads and bridges need to be built to facilitate travel that no one can afford.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Secretary Gates Arrives in Afghanistan
Tells Afghans not to listen to O'Bama and that those actually controlling the US government will never stop wasting taxpayer's dollars in the region. It's too profitable for his investment portfolio.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Ohio Executes Prisoner with Single Drug Method
The lethal mix was administered orally instead of the traditional injection method.
The deadly potion was arrived at from mixing a number of Martha Stewart's "Home Cooking" recipes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
GOP to Run Palin - O'Reilly pair in 2012
All Science Books to be Burned at Inauguration.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
US Cracks Down on City for Counterfeiting- Says Citizens Should Roll Up and Die
The Mayor for Duninbydicks Indiana, stated that the City had resorted to printing their own currency because nobody had any. US officials told the Mayor that they should just roll up and die instead.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Benji Bernanke says "Too Early to Know Whether Recovery Will Last"
States further that banks and insurance companies may need trillions $$$$ more for bonuses as a result.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
O'Bama Says U.S. Must "Spend Its Way Out of Recession"
Well, Congress and the US Senate certainly "spent" their way out of their recession, so let's kick this one off the right way. Give me some money and I'll spend it.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Oprah Reaches Out For Tiger....
According to the Marquee blog, Oprah is reaching out to Tiger. Question is, will there be anything good and hard to grab onto.
Nope. No Way Oprah. Not young Not blond Not free wheeling party gal
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
California Govenor Says "Law of Diminishing Returns Does Not Exist"
An estimated 315,000 Californians left the state to avoid huge state tax increases.
California Tax Board now estimates next year's tax revenue shortfall will exceed all previous years.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Singing the Tale of Tiger....
10, 20, 30, 40 babes or more
They make me so crazy I can't even yell fore! Wifey took my cell phone and kicked me out the door
My best buddy Jesper don't like me no more
Fore!!!!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Tiger's Wife Packs Up Family and Moves to North Pole
Reports are in confirming Tiger Wood's wife Elin had packed up the kids + $ 50 Mil and headed to the North Pole after Tiger made a move on blond haired marriage counselor.
"Tiger for Tail II"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
Desparate Notre Dame Hires Ryan Leaf as New Coach
Supplies director for football operations orders 10,000 new embroidered towels for alumni crying.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 December 2009
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