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McCartney: Marrying Mills a Mistake
Noooo, Really Paul?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Romo Volunteers to hold balls again for kicks
and Jessica Simpson is sitll volunteering to hold Romos's balls for kicks.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Judge Holds Pentagon In Contempt
Gates orders Judge to be detained via special rendition.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Mullen: 16,000 Troops Ordered to Die in Afghan War
Democrats forward Bill to provide for 32,000 Afghan Muslims to be relocated to USA.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Serena Williams Announces Penning of New Book
Promises if you don't buy it she will club you with her racket.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Goldman Sachs Executives Won't Get 2009 Cash Bonus
Instead the 2010 bonus will be doubled.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Tiger Quits PGA; Joins LPGA
Says he is looking forward to being in a foursome with Pressel, Kerr and Blomqvist.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Cable, Not Kelly Hired as Notre Dame Coach
Both were in the same office when the announcement was made of the Kelly hiring. Reports have Cable knocking out the ND Athletic Director and announcing himself as coach and Al Davis as the new AD.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Asian Carp to Invade Great Lakes
Michigan files law suit to stop them.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
"Road Beef" is New Acronymn for Tiger's Gal Pals
It certainly brings a new image to mind compared to the older and more commonly used "overcooked snapper".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
O'Bama Expands "No Child Left Behind" Program
President O'Bama announced he is expanding the "No Child Left Behind" program to include young adults. It will now be referred to as "No Underachiever Left Without A Worthless University Degree".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
O'Bama Redefines Nobel Peace Prize
says war is peace and peace is war, thereby making him the man for all political parties regardless of ideology. Accordingly, the mind boggled Oslo's gave him the trophy.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Hillary Clinton Converts - Now a Muslim
Hillary Clinton converted from Jewish Fraudster to Mohammedan Flockster. When asked by reporters "why the switch", Hillary said she asked Mohammad to show her the money. He did, and now they are one.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
O'Bama Set For Oslo For Peace Prize Ceremony
Will depart Oslo for two week tour with military generals for war reviews in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Woods Says He Feared Being Wanted Only For Fame
So instead, Woods proceeded carefully and found a ton of better gal pals who wanted only his MONEY.
Doh!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
O'Bama Calls For Bipartisan Effort To Create Jobs
Er... didn't he mean "Bipartisan Effort To Create More Welfare?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
Ukraine Cuts $ 2.5B Arms Deal With Iraq
US Taxpayer monies used to fund Iraq.
'Tis the Season to be Jolly, fa la la la la la la la la.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
US Treasury Announces $ 100B in losses to AIG and Auto Companies
Of course in the announcement they forgot to say that the losses were those of the taxpayers.
'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la, la la la la.
Happy Holidays Everyone!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 December 2009
B of A Repays Taxpayers Bailout Funds
Marriage between government and Private Bankers to continue.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Dateline 2089:
Bin Laden reported killed in remote mountains of Afghanistan. Bin Laden II mirages now being created.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Tiger Woods Committed!
To a Hospital for the Sexually Insane.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Cheney Makes Big Predition for 2010
His investment portfolio will be bigger than ever.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Home Values Plunge 500 Billion for 2009
Yep, its true, the recovery is now complete.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
Nicholas Cage's Former Girlfriend Sues for Millions
Cage contacts Tiger Woods for Hush Money Advice.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 09 December 2009
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