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Immigration Raid Nets 280 Arrests In California
INS Officials say they conducted a sweeping raid In California yesterday, netting 280 arrests of illegals. Of the 280, 279 had been arrested 99 times or more previously by the same officers.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Lawyers Give Caylee Anthony Death Details
From the evidence they have collected, one day the little girl was alive and then another time later she was dead.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Shell Wins Iraq Oil Field Contract
Surprise!!!
'Tis the season to be Jolly, fa la la la laaa la la la la.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Teacher-student sex OK , judge rules
Great, now every fine looking babe will be getting A's for their course.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Clinton Slams Iran as Exporter of Terror
Earlier today it was announced that Israel had surpassed the United States in arms and munitions exports.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Woman, 98 Murders Room Mate, 100 at Massachusetts Nursing Home
Prosecutor says he will be seeking the Death Penalty.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Senior al-Quaida leader killed by Dron I.D'd.
As Director or External Operations, he was primarily responsible for carrying ammo boxes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Co-Defendant: Amanda Knox "Not Capable of Murder"
Nonetheless she ain't stay'in overnight with my daughter for no slumber party.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Pentagon Develops New Cluster Bomb for Use on Taliban
The new bomb blows up before impact dispersing replica Nobel Peace Prizes onto Taliban militants.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
PGA Tour Players Deny Interviews Ever Happened
Quotes attributed to PGA tour Players are now being denied. Stating that the interviews never happened, they are reported to having sent thank you notes to Tiger as they headed off to Las Vegas.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Tiger Woods to Star in New Prime Time Game Show
The new show to be called "Sexual Jeopardy."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
House Passes Financial Rules Revamp
Political Donations will now be Tax Deductible for Banks and Investment Firms.
'Tis the Season to be Jolly....Fa la la la laa la la la la
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Report: Pallestinian Sex Trafficking To Israel Exists
Seems appropriate. The reverse sure doesn't sound fun.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Tiger Switches from Road Beef Commander to Fishing Fleet Captain
New Fishing fleet hunt for blond mermaids that smell like fish.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Tiger Woods Holed Up On His Yacht.
Says something smells like fish.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
US collapse near?
More than 50% of all adults in the US are now either on a government payroll or some form of government assistance.
Yes my dear, the end is near.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Reveral of Fortune for Federal Employees
Bonuses for banking executives have been capped at less than $ 1M per year,(poor bastards) salaries for Federal employees have skyrocket with over 200,000 making over $ 170K per year.(lucky bastards)
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Congress Puts Cap On Health Insurance Benefits
Perfect. Now all the insurance companies have to do is increase premiums.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Tiger Woods Takes Leave from Professional Golf
New Identification and plastic surgery to follow.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
McDonalds Heats Up Breakfast Wars with 99 Cent Items
Change back when you vomit.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
US Officials Say Top al-Quaida Cheif Killed
Would that be top al-Qaida Chief # 998 or top al-Quaida Chief # 999?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Baghdad Bombs Kill More Than 100 Today
Yep, this nation building exercise is complete and ready for tourists. Which airlines fly there?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
Pro Golfers Deny Bashing Tiger Woods
What kind of an idiot would admit to having anal sex with Woods anyway???????
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
US in Red for 14th Straight Month
Better raise the white flag before we all turn blue and freeze to death.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 December 2009
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