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GOP to Fight Health Bill Passage
Right After they Secure Funding for Their Own Insurance at 10X the price of the Average Taxpayer.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 December 2009
Lieberman Mulls Run as Republican
Why not? He's always acted like one.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Spitzer Escort Doles Out Sex Advice
Do Tiger, Not Elliot - way more money with the Tiger.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Court Rules Your Employer Can Snoop at Your Text Messages
Rubber Meets the Road Ruling: So Can the Wife.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Poll: Michele O'Bama's Stocks on the Rise
Nothing like being the President's wife for a little inside info on stocks!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
B of A pledges $ 5B for Small Business Loans
To be loaned out at 28% interest.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Oral Roberts Dies
Bibles mysteriously open and close by themselves.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Citizens ask "When will the Jobs Come Back?"
Oh, when the Federal Government decides to put the other 50% of the population on the payroll.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Brothel Recruiting Male Prostitutes
Head Hunter Says Tiger # 1 Most Qualified
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Barkley and Spike Lee Worry about Woods
Apparently they got the clap while sharing the same shankster girls.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Sex Change Donors Meet with Recipients
Smiles about as new equipment tried out on each other.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Healthcare Refom Passage is Near!
Insurance Premiums to Skyrocket while Insurance Company Profits to Soar.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
In Order for Tiger to Get Out of the Woods..........
He needs to lock up his Woody!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 December 2009
Tiger Changes Name
Will now be called "Cheetah Woods"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 14 December 2009
Bush and Blair Form "New World Order Commission"
Both agree that over 200 countries know what a WMD is and their regimes need changing now.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 December 2009
US jihadists called "wholesome"
Oh boy, I can't wait to invite them over for dinner.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Major Sponsors to "Limit" Tiger Woods Role
Adult Video News Signs Tiger to new Rep Contract
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Protesters Demand "Climate Justice"
30 Days in the cooler ought to do it.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Can O'Bama Bully the Bankers Into Making More Loans?
It really comes down to "can" and "can not". The Banker Boys can stop making campaign donations to Democrats, and O'Bama as a slave to Bankers can not Bully them.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Congress Tapped Out For Ideas on Things To Tax
Plan is now to Tax Taxes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
P'Bama blasts Banks for Opposing Regulations Overhaul
Banks respond by cutting political donations to Democrats. Melee ensues.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Blair: I would have removed Saddam Hussein Anyway
"We really wanted those Iraqi Oil Fields for Shell Oil, and removing Saddam and toppling the government was the easiest way to take them."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Shatner and Palin on Tonight Show
Captain Kirk and Mrs. Quirk lock horns in Science vs. Bible headbutting contest.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
Its Now Official- Barack O'Bama Wasn't Ready to be President
Perhaps we can upgrade with a trade for Putin.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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