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Obama Welcomes Bill To Regulate Tobacco
From now on, all cigars that are to go to market shall be first assessed by former President, Bill Clinton.
written by Wire Piddle, 12 June 2009
David Carradine Dies Under Unusual Circumcision...
Chabad-Lubavitch Center in Bangkok says they weren't involved. Oye Vey! Oh wait...I think it was supposed to be 'unusual circumstances
written by Wire Piddle, 05 June 2009
Mammoth skeleton unearthed in Serbia
Suprisingly, it turned out to be the remains of late comedian, John Candy.
written by Wire Piddle, 04 June 2009
David Carradine dead, hanging in closet
Hotel dry-cleaning service really messed up.
written by Wire Piddle, 04 June 2009
Richard Simmons Brings Down Air France Transatlantic Jet
Dancin' To The Oldies banned while planes are airborne.
written by Wire Piddle, 04 June 2009
Boris Johnson Soaks His John Thomas While Falling Into River
Int' process, 'e's definitely soaked 'is John wee Thomas, 'is willy, 'is fifth limb, aye.
written by Wire Piddle, 04 June 2009
President Obama Gets Some Badass Bling From Saudi King
...and he can hardly wait to show it to his homies in the hood. Straight up.
written by Wire Piddle, 04 June 2009
Obama's Dog Devours Japanese Sound Man
"We never should have raised the dog on sushi," stated President Obama outside the morgue.
written by Wire Piddle, 03 June 2009
American Idol Adam Lambert Checks Into Hospital For An Enema
You really don't want me to go into detail, do you?
written by Wire Piddle, 03 June 2009
Olympic Flame Climbs Everest
As a tribute to good sportsmanlike conduct, pro-Tibet protesters in Nepal who interfere with the Olympic Flame climb at Mount Everest may be shot.
written by Wire Piddle, 20 April 2008
You Are More Likely To Get Your Baggage At Heathrow...
then to have your Breaking News Snippet show up here. But... be a sport. Give it a go....LOL! - BA CEO, Willie Walsh
written by Wire Piddle, 12 April 2008
9 out of 10 People Who Clicked The Ad...
under this snippet, didn't realize they needed the product until they clicked on it.
written by Wire Piddle, 12 April 2008
Scrolling Text Boxes Contributing To Global Warming
Scrolling Text Boxes may have a detrimental effect on the environment. This pronouncement was made at an annual World Wide Web convention at an exclusive resort in Fiji, accessible only by private jet.
written by Wire Piddle, 12 April 2008
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