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S.C. Cops: Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet From Rooftop to Their Deaths
Thus proving the scientific fact that gravity is a killer, whether you have clothes on or not!
written by TomFoolery, 20 June 2007
Florida Principal in Jail After Buying Crack Cocaine at School
THAT'll teach him!!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Iran: Death to Pornographers!
Isn't it just like those wackos to have a 'thing' for snuff flicks?!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Nineteenth-Century Harpoon Found in Live Whale
The harpooner, sadly, was digested and excreted decades ago.
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Banana-Flavored Twinkies Return to Shelves After Half-Century Hiatus
Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr and Oprah are ecstatic!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Hey, George W., What Time Is It?
President Bush has watch stolen from his wrist as he greets Albanians. Guess they're telling him it's time to go back home?!
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
Runaway "Hiccup Girl' Found Safe
Found 'hopping' along some two miles from home, turned 180 degrees, she hiccuped all the way back home.
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
Man Oozes Green Blood Before Surgery
But doctors go ahead and operate on Shrek anyway.
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
Riders Stranded Upside Down on Arkansas Roller Coaster
Terrorists hiding in the underbrush surrounding the amusement ride abandoned their plans to use such a power failure scenario to subdue would-be hostages, since most of those rescued stayed aboard, hoping it would happen again.
written by TomFoolery, 11 June 2007
Toastmasters International Looking for a Few Extraverts
Unfortunately, in these wartorn times, there just aren't enough verts to go around.
written by TomFoolery, 06 June 2007
Man Sues Health Drink Maker Over Erection
Sales of BOOST PLUS have 'spiked' and the price of stock in the drink's manufacturer, NOVARTIS-AG, have 'swelled' after man says the drink caused an erection that would not subside. "'Hard' to believe," says NOVARTIS-AG spokesman.
written by TomFoolery, 06 June 2007
Hillary: Faith Saved My Marriage
Faith, however, has refused repeated requests to be interviewed.
written by TomFoolery, 05 June 2007
Iranian Minister Calls for 'Temporary' Marriages to Fulfill Sexual Desires
Amazing what a little 'temporary' insanity can do!
written by TomFoolery, 04 June 2007
Cindy Sheehan Quits as 'Face' of Anti-War Movement
Maybe she finally realized the symbolism fell somewhat lower in her anatomy.
written by TomFoolery, 29 May 2007
Rosie O'Donnell Says She May Never Speak to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Again
Why should Hasselbeck get all the luck? What about the rest of us???
written by TomFoolery, 29 May 2007
Report: John Edwards Charges $55,000 for Speech on Poverty
Claims they misunderstood the topic. It was on how to CREATE not eliminate poverty. And it worked, too!
written by TomFoolery, 22 May 2007
If There Is Indeed a Breast Size-Literacy Link...
...then the presence of breast implants must signify artificial intelligence.
written by TomFoolery, 22 May 2007
XM Suspends Opie and Anthony for 30 Days
That ought to bring them down to Earth!
written by TomFoolery, 16 May 2007
Spanish Anesthetist Gets 2,000-Year Sentence for Injecting Patients With Hepatitis
But he can get out in a little over 700 years on good behavior.
written by TomFoolery, 15 May 2007
Texas Man Charged With Stealing $250G Worth of Skittles Candy
Authorities say it's the worst case of "marijuana munchies" they're ever encountered.
written by TomFoolery, 15 May 2007
'Maury' Daytime Talk Show Sports New Theme Song
'Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby' will air as DNA results are revealed.
written by TomFoolery, 15 May 2007
Illinois 10-Month-Old Issued Firearm Owner's Identification Card
Simultaneously he was enlisted in the Illinois National Guard and as soon as he packs his diaper bag, he'll be off to serve in the "infantry" in Iraq.
written by TomFoolery, 14 May 2007
Steakhouse Owner Refuses to Serve O.J. Simpson
Restauranteur would not be responsible for potentially poisoning a patron with such a peculiar palate.
written by TomFoolery, 10 May 2007
After Leaked Drunken Video, Hasselhoff Loses Teenage Daughter Visitation Rights
The judge neglected to deny Hasselhoff visitation rights to his closest buddies: Jim Beam, Jack Black Johnny Walker Red.
written by TomFoolery, 08 May 2007
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