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Britain to get another eight inches
Many hopes dashed upon realizing it's eight inches of snow.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Police to trick Uni Protestors
Secret plan to tell them water cannons filled with beer.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
It's beginning to look a lot like Spliffmas!
New video shows Miley Cyrus red-faced after smoking a poinsettia.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
At Camilla's age, an unexpected poke is a good thing.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Charles Grounded
Queen furious after inspecting damage to the family car.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Clegg popularity plummets on uni fees
Come into my cabinet, said the spider to the fly.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Politics making estranged bedfellows?
Nick Clegg wondering if he's got involved with the wrong man.
written by Catherine the Average, 12 December 2010
Oi, that's Alexander and Brittany!
Destructive uni protestors caught in a quicksand of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.
written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
Ibiza's Used to It
Old NuLabour sends all university-age progeny on extended package holidays for fear their little darlings wind up on the front page of the Daily Mail.
written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
Um, Erm, Yar, Well...
Old NuLabour struggles to articulate position on student riots in light of everyone-must-have-a-prize policy.
written by Catherine the Average, 11 December 2010
Eco-tivists plan to confront rioting students
"All these open fires leave a deplorable carbon footprint. Penguins and polar bears and icebergs shouldn't suffer because them!"
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Attendance Meltdown
Punters don't know what to make of Madame Tussaud's following thermostat malfunction.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Fun Spoilt
Cameron/Clegg 'Baby It's Cold Outside' duet at Royal Variety Performance cancelled due to student riots.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Cameron invokes daylight savings time early in bid to pre-empt more student riots
Believes they won't get out of bed if it's day time.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Those wankers tried to roll my Rolls I'd tell 'em wat r u gawpin' at I'll fookin' bang yer owt.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Student Protestors Attack Charles and Camilla's Car
Couple unharmed, but happy they didn't take the carriage tonight.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Circle the Wagons
Queen to devote entire to Christmas message to telling everybody how great Kate Middleton is.
written by Catherine the Average, 10 December 2010
Google Releases Top 2010 Search Terms
big tits conspicuous in its absence.
written by Catherine the Average, 09 December 2010
Hard Hearted
Duke of Edinburgh unimpressed that Sarah Ferguson not named in any WikiLeaks.
written by Catherine the Average, 09 December 2010
Blair recalled to Iraq Inquiry
Demands 160,000 pound fee and private jet.
written by Catherine the Average, 09 December 2010
Princess Anne Tweet
Zara and I keen to take down Kate Middleton in field hockey match! Royal blood, royal MUD sez us!!!
written by Catherine the Average, 09 December 2010
High Court Clarifies Surrogate Ruling
We said childless couples can pay surrogate mothers, not wifeless husbands.
written by Catherine the Average, 09 December 2010
From Hot to Not
After tearing #1 on the charts, WikiLeaks now trending towards crashing bore.
written by Catherine the Average, 07 December 2010
Ultimate WikiLeaks Shock
Secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken to be released soon.
written by Catherine the Average, 07 December 2010
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