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Palin: America Ready for Another Revolution
Lets' see... headed by Republican Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
O'Bomba Tries to Rally Remaining Party Faithful
All half dozen of them
written by Richard DagNabbit, 07 February 2010
J.P. Morgan's Dimon Scores $ 16M Bonus
The outrage, was tempered by release of data showing Spoof .com's Mark Lowton received $ 17M Bonus.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
"Tea Party" Conventioners Eagerly Await Savior Palin
= large group of chumps awaiting sellout.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
What's Ahead for Wall St. Stock Brokers
Unknown, but sure to make YOU broker.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
US Banks Holding 6 Year Inventory of Foreclosed Homes
Number of Homeless in US reaching Unprecedented Thresholds.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Key to Remaining Boom Towns in US
All are built around new prisons
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Therapist Research: Incest is Never Consentual
Great Research Topic! Sis looks pretty good, time for some Rocky Mountain primary research?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Spin Artists "Crafting" Tiger Woods Comeback
To put out a magazine front cover with smiling Elin and Tiger together. Lead in says "Yes He Cheated, But Its OK!"
Might work in the land of Orwell.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Lil Wayne: Why I'm Looking Forward to going to Jail
I'm small, so I can play the role of a little boy.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
China "Ready to go to the Mat on O'Bama Meet with Dalai Lama
Reports are the O'Bama's niece Delilah has been dating Dali.
Delilah O'LamaBama?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
US Trained Afghan Police Killing Everyone Every Which Way but Loose
US Commander says operation Afghan Demise succeeding as planned.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Women Scramble at "Running of the Brides" Dress Sale
Men at the scene scrambled as well...to their cars and right to the nearest bar.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Feds Invest 2.5 M in Super Bowl for Census
Census workers will now be paid to attend the Super Bowl while taking census data from fans. Government Official says "that's were the most people are at one time, so it makes good sense.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Nato Putting "More Optimistic" Face on Afghan War
New propaganda line to be "Afghans actually love the war."
They should as they are now on the Federal payroll.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
China Selling U.S. Debt to Oil Laden Nations
at a 40% Discount.
O'Bombs Away!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Burger King to Make Move to Healthier Menu
Adding to the menu will be Camel Burgers, a favorite of the coming migration of Yemenis to the U.S.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Judege Wants Edwards Sex Tape "Under Lock and Key"
Damn Right. In his desk drawer next to his VCR, with a lock and he keeps the key for "safepeeping."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Government Moving Into Central Role in Healthcare
O'Bomba Considering Appointment of Death Czar
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
O'Bomba Admits Healthcare Dead
Says citizens should opt for early internment
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Federline at 240lbs. Says Kirstie Alley Proposed
Two whales in a pod.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 February 2010
Air Marshalls Report Cronyism, Chaos
They must have been reporting from Spoofington, N.Y.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
Opinion: O'Bomba Must Pull HIs Party into Line
Actually the GOP has already done that!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
UK Auditor: Politicans to Re-Pay Over $1.6M in Bogus Expense Claims
Must have caught the "Fraudster1A" virus from U.S. Politicians
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 February 2010
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