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Cameron has woman trouble - they don't like him!
Women have been the worst affected by public job losses, bus fare rises and welfare payment cuts, and hate Cameron for it!
"Ah, but only the normal women, the rich women still love him!"
written by Inchcock, 11 March 2012
32-year-old Woman has endured 14 miscarriages!
She said: My first 16 pregnancies ended in heartbreak... now baby Mia is my gift from heaven
"She's keen, I'll give her that!"
written by Inchcock, 11 March 2012
Lord Lucan's son speaks out: "I haven't seen dad since 1974"
"What a shame... why bother telling us now? Mmmm..."
written by Inchcock, 10 March 2012
Singer PJ Proby accused of claiming £47,000 bogus benefits!
The court was told the 1960s star failed to declare earnings, savings and royalties while wrongly receiving benefits.
Maybe he should rerecord his hit from 1965, 'I Apologise'?"
written by Inchcock, 09 March 2012
Tony Blair's advice to Ed Miliband - "Just be yourself"
"As opposed to who?"
written by Inchcock, 09 March 2012
8th March 2012: International Women's Day
"Just thought I'd mention it - keep in the good books you know!"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
"She has ruined my life": Teen victim's agony after being tricked twice by "boy-girl" groper!
Devastated student Jessica Sayers revealed how she was still tormented by being targeted by gender-twister Gemma Barker.
"Best of both worlds?... maybe not!"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Actor Philip Madoc dies aged 77
Sadly missed - always remember him as the U-Boat Captain in Dad's Army!
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Aircraft carrier cuts leave Falklands vulnerable!
Says the commander of 1982 war Major General Julian Thompson.
"Even I'd worked that one out!"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Girl of 10 took cocaine hidden in Pringles tube in her school playground
After her friend found a stash of drugs in a Pringles crisps tube, after a dealer hid the Class A drug in an empty tube of cheese and onion Pringles.
"Once you pop, you just cant stop!"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Peter Mandelson makes his fourth comeback
As Vince Cable and Ed Miliband turn to him for inspiration on promoting growth.
"What growth? Growth in liars insisted they had done nothing improper?"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Remploy factory closures to put 1,700 disabled people out of work
The government announced the closure of two in three of the remaining Remploy factories for disabled workers with the loss of more than 1,700 jobs.
"The Minister's should be ashamed of themselves!"
written by Inchcock, 08 March 2012
Prisoners TV £1 a week - NHS Patients £70 a week
NHS hospital patients now have to pay up to £10 a day to watch TV while Prisoners spend just £1 a week.
"What a crazy country we are living in!"
written by Inchcock, 07 March 2012
That the Health Secretary was unable to enter a hospital without a police escort!
The humiliation of the hapless Andrew Lansley would be funny if the medical care of people wasn't such a serious matter.
"Says it all about his destruction of the NHS!"
written by Inchcock, 07 March 2012
Benefits cheat mum invented 10 children!
Sarah Jane Smith, 41, also pretended her two real kids were severely disabled to justify claiming child tax credits.
"No kidding!"
written by Inchcock, 07 March 2012
One in four benefit cheats 'lost'!
One in four arrest warrants slapped on benefit fraudsters are still outstanding two years after being issued.
"Well fancy that!"
written by Inchcock, 07 March 2012
Cyprus: 98-year-old woman faces gambling charge
Police have summoned a 98-year-old and 40 other elderly women mostly in their 70s, to face gambling charges after raiding their weekly poker party.
The Swines!
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
LA Chimpanzees get pregnant after vasectomies!
"The little monkeys!"
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
Transport Secretary Justine Greening claims 10p bus fare
She has twice claimed 10p on BUS fares, new expenses figures reveal.
The 10p fares were charged to an Oyster card on journeys between Tooting and Balham in South London.
"Fancy that!"
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
Man registers dog to vote in New Mexico
He filled out Buddy the dog's information with a made-up Social Security number at a voter registration booth on the University of New Mexico's campus. Buddy received his registration card Wednesday!
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
Zoo offers animal poop to gardeners!
Riverbanks Zoo and Garden in Columbia, S.C., is offering lucky gardeners a chance to put in orders for its famed poop produced by elephants, giraffes and zebras.
"No shit!"
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
For Sale: Entire French Village At £275,000
The buyer who gets the hamlet of Courbefy, will own 19 buildings including houses, a village hall, a swimming pool, stables and tennis courts. It is now deserted.
"Someone tell Cameron quick!"
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
Woman is selling her Chicken McNugget on eBay, which she says resembles George Washington's face!
A Nebraska woman is auctioning a three-year-old McDonald's Chicken McNugget she believes resembles Ex-President, George Washington.
"That's nothing, I shat a Turd that look's like David Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 06 March 2012
Cut duty on fuel..create 180,000 jobs Experts' view as diesel hits high
Cut fuel duty? Cameron? Hague? Osborne? The Coalition?
"Well that suggestion is doomed to be ignored!"
written by Inchcock, 04 March 2012
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