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Foreign Governments Among Largest Donors to Clinton
One of the larger foreign donors would be the U.S.A. A country Clinton knows little about and cares for even less. Its all about the m-o-n-e-y- and nobody counts it better then the wife, Hillary.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
O'Bama: "Brighter Days Are Ahead"
Sounds an awful lot like "Good Times are Right Around the Corner" (Herbert Hoover, 1930)
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Brits Invent Special Underwear for Use with Scanners at Airports
The underwear, worn by servants at Buckingham Palace, are scan sensitive and show all that is underneath. Invented to deter theft of family jewels, the product will be branded Tony Blair Underwear.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Fired College Coach Says He "Did Not" Mistreat Player
Leach further explained, the player deserved far more than being locked up in a light less sweat box he procured from Guantanamo.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Domestic Flight Returned for Failed Security Screening
No-Jet Aielines said an early flight to Chicago had to return for a double check security screening of one very suspect passenger. Michael "Molitoff" Cheertoff was cleared of being on a no-fly list.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Bombing at Pakistan Volly Ball Game Kills at Least 75 People
If the game had been played with great looking bikini clad young girls as it should always be played, this bombing event probably never would have happened.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
MenstruatingTeacher charged in Bank Holdups in NH
I can hear the defense now...."PMS made me do it"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
TSA Says 150 Full Body Scan Machines to be Deployed to US Airports Immediately
That has to be the fastest procurement of high tech equipment of all time. Is it possible public opinion was fashioned to make it a more acceptable proposition?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
California Judge Rules Governor Can't Lay Off State Employees - Ever
So as the citizenry goes broke, the taxpayers will serve the civil servants, forever.
I thought Schwarzenegger was Austrian, not British.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Report to O'Bama Shows Inteliegence Agency Heads Lack Intelligence
Well, that can certainly be taken two ways.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
CIA: Underwear Bomber Was Not Searched
It's True!! TSA Security Agents Failed to Play Rocket Fuel Pocket Pool on the artificially endowed little pyromaniac.
But then again, for $ 10/Hr....would you?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Cheertoff: This Is No Time for Scapegoating
Hmmm, I would have to say that comment is rather gratuitous.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
O'Bama Summons Intelligence Chiefs to Washington
Moe, Curly and Larry are on the way.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
U.S. Intelligence Community Still Correlating Info From 1955
It is anticipated that information on Israel's covert nuclear weapons development projects will be completed sometime next year. The CIA has tabulated info that Iran is importing Turkish 8mm Mausers
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
EveryTime a "Terrorist" Beats the US Security Net....
The agencies get more $$$ billions and tons more executives on the payroll. Just how motivated are they to make the security net actually work?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
Why Women Pay More for Everything
Most salesmen are smooth, suave and great looking...........how do you think that would work on a man?
(except Elton!)
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
AT&T Drops Tiger Woods as Sponsor
A definite sign things are improving for the Golf Great!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
Traverlers: Will they Trade Shyness for Security?
Will TSA Security Personnel and Baggage Handlers stop stealing from passengers?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
Poll: Surely Next Year Will be Better
Indeed. We could get a great start by having O'Bama quit and take all of his appointees with him.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized!
Get well gifts so far range from "Die Baby, Die" cards to tea bags laced with arsenic.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian did call and ask if he needed a visit however.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
Chertoff Says Underwear Bomber Created "Complex Device Subject to Failure"
Hmmm, seems more like a super simple device prepared by an incompetent Rufus with little or no training. Had a fart been required for detonation, that would have been a complex device.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
New $ 3.8 Billion Dollar Bailout for GMAC!
'Tis the Season to be Jolly, Fa la la la laaa la la la laaa.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
They're The Enemy! Its Al-Quaida, They are Trying to Get Us!!
I fully expect to see Yemeni missiles flying overhead to Washington D.C. any moment now. err.. US missiles flying over head to Yemen any time now?
Was that Dick Cheney holding the puppet strings?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
Dick Cheney: "O'Bama Trying to Pretend"
Actually the rest of us are trying to forget -
forget that Dick Cheney was ever allowed to sink the US into multi-trillion dollars wars that can't be won and profit people like.........Dick Cheney
written by Richard DagNabbit, 31 December 2009
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