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3-year-old girl recovering after swallowing 37 high-powered magnets!
3-year-old girl recovering after swallowing 37 high-powered magnets
Amazing report
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
David Cameron: I was tucked in bed by Obama
David Cameron revealed yesterday that he was "tucked up in bed" by President Barack Obama on Air Force One last week.
"I bet that made Willie Hague jealous!"
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
The Richest are the big winners in Budget 2012
First public verdict on the blueprint shows 56% believe the wealthiest will pay less tax!
"What did we expect from Osborne? Help for the poor and sick? Silly question sorry!"
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
Liberal Democrats increase in Voting Intentions Poll
Liberal Democrats increased there share by 1% today! 27 Mar 2012
Labour 40% - Conservatives 37% - Lib Dem's 10% - Others 14%
"How? Why?"
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
12 million Pensioners worse off after Osborne budget!
Old folk will be £315 worse off after George Osborne's bombshell Budget, a study has warned!
"As if he didn't know already!"
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
Thai taxi driver returns $450,000 in gold to owner
A Thai taxi driver has returned gold worth $450,000 to a customer who left the jewelry behind in the cab three days earlier!
"Blimey... he should be made Prime Minister!"
written by Inchcock, 27 March 2012
Game to shut 277 UK stores and cut 2,100 jobs!
The Game Group will close almost ½ the UK's 609 stores, = 2,104 people without jobs.
"Anyone told Cameron?"
Mind you, he probably has not got shares in them!"
written by Inchcock, 26 March 2012
Captain Scott auction
Captain Scott's final letter is expected to sell for £150,000 at auction!
"I've got a letter from a 1984 tin of alphabet spaghetti - worth anything?"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
Kensington Palace's £12m refurbishment
Purchased in 1689 by King William III and Queen Mary II, it has been refurbishment for its new residents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
"Oh... I'm so pleased for them!"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
The Duke of York puts the wind up turbine opposers
Prince Andrew holds a meeting at Buckingham Palace to discuss the Crown Estate's wind farms expansion programme.
"He should try the prol;eatariat food, baked beans"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
Budget 2012: NHS savings of £500m helping to fund 50p tax cut, says Labour
Half a billion pounds has been clawed back from the NHS by the Treasury, Budget documents disclose.
"Nothing from the Coalition would surprise me! (or from Labour either come think of it!"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
German newspaper banishes front-page topless models
The Bild daily proclaimed that Friday's bare-breasted front-page blonde would be the last of more than 5,000 women who have appeared since 1984.
"I should think so too!"
written by Inchcock, 24 March 2012
Woman still collecting food stamps after winning $1 million
Amanda Clayton: I took the $1m in a lump sump, meaning half went to taxes. "I feel that it's OK because, I have no income and I have bills to pay," she said. "I have two houses."
"Bless her!"
written by Inchcock, 23 March 2012
CNN producer third person this year to win Georgia lottery for second time!
"Something not right here - were politicians involved somewhere along the line?"
written by Inchcock, 23 March 2012
Whitney Houston's daughter hears mum talk to her!
"Still promoting her records I guess!"
written by Inchcock, 23 March 2012
Bulgaria Customs seizes snakes, & crocodiles!
Bulgarian customs officials seized a large number of live reptiles, insects and crabs - some of them dangerous - stashed in suitcases in a bus travelling from the Czech Republic!
"For Pet's or food?"
written by Inchcock, 23 March 2012
Four-year-old boy pulls out marijuana at school snack time!
A pre-kindergarten boy who announced to his teacher at snack time that he wanted to share, pulled nine individually wrapped bags of marijuana appeared prepared for sale from his pocket!
"Kids eh?"
written by Inchcock, 22 March 2012
Entire town of Buford, Wyoming for sale by sole resident!
After 31 years of residing in the unincorporated community, town "mayor" Don Sammons says it's time to move on!
"Could someone please ask Cameron if he'd be interested in buying it & moving in?"
written by Inchcock, 22 March 2012
A penguin has escaped captivity in the Tokyo Sea Life Park!
A determined, young penguin has escaped captivity by reportedly circumventing the walls of the Tokyo Sea Life Park.
The director of the Park has sent a photo of the penguin to the press.
written by Inchcock, 21 March 2012
2-year-old picks NYC mom's $1M winning lottery ticket
Afsheen Ahsan, of Queens, credits her 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussain, for picking her New York Poker instant scratch-off ticket.
"The little treasure!"
written by Inchcock, 20 March 2012
Ice To See You: 30,000-Year-Old Flower Revived
The researchers, said the results prove that permafrost serves a natural depository for ancient life forms.
"God, I hope don't store Cameron there when he dies, they might bring him back too!"
written by Inchcock, 20 March 2012
$38.5 million lotto winner cheated co-workers out of jackpot!
"Ideal candidate for Prime Minister or President here!"
written by Inchcock, 19 March 2012
Urology practice offers free pizza with vasectomy
An administrator with Urology Associates of Cape Cod says it's a lighthearted way to raise awareness about the procedure and drum up business.
"Better than offering a free Hot Dog?"
written by Inchcock, 19 March 2012
Inmates at a women's prison take part in a beauty contest"
Inmates at a women's prison in Siberia have taken part in a beauty contest to mark International Women's Day.
"The losers can claim daylight robbery? Or, it was murder!"
written by Inchcock, 18 March 2012
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