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Neweark Terminal C in Lockdown After Security Breach
No one knows what or if anything actually did happen, but it is now considered an act of terrorism by TSA. U.S. Military Generals are now in flight awaiting word of which mid east country to fly to.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Montgomerie: "Mystique" Gone Forever from the Tiger
Joining the likes of Monty, who never had any.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
Britain and U.S. Close Embassies in Yemen
Yet another Peace Odyssey to begin.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
Gen. Betraysus Carries O'Bama Message to Yemen Leader
Hmmmm, seems the President forgot how to use the telephone.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
10,000 Lawyers Ready to Sue on Health Bill
Claiming violation of the Commerce clause of the US Constitution, the mass of lawyers will ultimately be paid with taxpayer funds for their follies.
What was it that Shakespeare once said?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
Court Orders Defied in Lesbian Custody Fight
The two former lesbo partners have agreed to resolve the matter by a mud wrestling match to be hosted by Howard Stern and Jerry Springer. Loser must raise kid for next 15 years.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
US Security Official Says Al-Quaida Ready to Launch Attack on US Soil
The ominous fear generating quote instantly sent millions of Americans to the boot shaking closet in fear of whatever it was that official was referring to exactly. 'Tis the Season for Higher Taxes...
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
Yemen Wins Duke Out with General Betraysus!
Brown and O'Bama give in to Yemeni Demands for Cash.
$ 160,000,000+ military arms, just for 2011....another score! UK and US Taxpayers Pay!
"Tis the Season to be...well, it really isn't anymore.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 03 January 2010
General Betrayus Arrives in Yemen
General to determine whether "regime needs changing".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
2010 Situation Grows Desperate for Democrats
As it becomes clear O'Bama is just a little boy lost.
Who is running the government anyway?
'Tis the Season to Be Jolly, fa la la la laaa la la la laaaaa
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Five Things Your Insurer Won't Tell You
(1)They're in the business of screwing people,(2) They are good at it, (3)They know how to screw you, (4)You are getting screwed right now (5) There is nothing you can do about it.
Happy New Tears!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Why Flight 253 Will Delay Guantanamo Closure
'Cause Hillary and Bob are gettin' ready for a roundup!
Rummy to be reactivated. O'Bama sent to his room to polish his Peace Prize before dinner.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
O'Bama Calls His Handlers to the "Situation Room" for Public Opinion Poll Review
Labeled "Operation Public Opinion", the meeting is to discuss elimination of rights under the Constitution using "Fear of Al-Quaida" propaganda; naming of "Underwear Bomber" as Propaganda Poster Boy.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Health Bill to Leave Up To 70,000,000 Uninsured
Roughly the same number as today. Great Job Again Politicians!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
O'Bama Promises "Justice" for X-Mas Terror Plotters
Once found, they will be thanked - for giving the necessary "push" to public opinion, allowing for the instant installation of full body scanners at US airports.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Former Prine Minister John Major Says Irag All About "Regime Change", Not WMD's
Telling at least a partial truth for a change, John Major says the invasion and occupation of Iraq was all about "regime change" and getting Iraq's Oil Fields for Shell Oil.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Credit Card Companies to Cardholders: Use Them Or Lose Them
Now is the time for all good men to.........lose them!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Ireland Passes Blasphemy Law; Violation Punishable by Crucifixion
I think we have seen this bad idea once before.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Democrat Leaders Worry: Is O'Bama Cutting It?
For the culture cronies who actually put him in office, he surely is.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
O'Bama Confesses!
He didn't actually select ANY of his appointees or aides, they selected HIM as their straw man!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Limbaugh: Tests Find Nothing Wrong With My Head
Then again, the tests were self-administered, and were supervised by Rosie O'Donnell
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Adam Lambert and Elton Plan Hook Up in London
And here I thought it was for a show. Doh!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 02 January 2010
Cheertoff Nixes Subpoenas of Travel Bloggers
But only after they were served and personal computers confiscated.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 01 January 2010
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