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Quitting Smoking May Raise Diabetes Risk
The study says up to 70% more likely to be specific. Bring on the unfiltered camel 100's ............Please!!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Time Magazine: O'Bama Defaults to Bush Policies
It was that or join Michael Jackson for 2010 honors.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Christian Science Monitor: O'Bama Must Step on Yemen Carefully
Must make sure Al-Quaida can relocate before crushing military invasion and occupation.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Americans' Job Satisfaction Falls to All Time Low
To be expected as employment at fast food chains rises to 50% of workforce.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Cheertoff Says Scanners Not Enough to Stop Terrorism
Is now implementing full cavity searches, prison style to locate explosive suppositories.
New TSA Job opportunities available now for people with large dexterous hands.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Study: Half of Americans Depresed, Get No Treatments
Number one treatment prescription:
Stop Watching Television.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Blagojevich Joins Cast on "Celebrity Liars"
To tell his greatest gubernatorial whoppers live!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Clinton: Yemen Instability a "Global Threat"
Nation Building Project to follow.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Diet De-Mystified: Why We Overeat at McDonalds
Its 'cause the food is so darn good! Just ask Marlon Brando.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Monty: Woods will Never be the Same Threat
True. His babes will insist that he use a condom.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Clinton: Al-Quaida a "Global Threat"
Suggests solution is global nuclear war.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Bankruptcy Filings Soar in 2009; Same Prediction for 2010
Time to sell Alaska back to Russia to square with the bookies. Perhaps with Palin as part of the package?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Banks Add New Checking Account and Credit Card Fees
The new checking account fees will be the lesser of your maximum account balance for the month or the balance in your savings account. Credit Card fees will be quadrupled as of the 1st of the month.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Mental Wizzard Arenas to Pay Severely for Gun Incident
Basketball Commissioner says two butt slaps and a high five ought to do it.
Washington Wizards game ratings are up 144% since the locker room shootout.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Former # 1 Justine Henin Wins in First Match of the Year
Insists on wearing side arm in any matches against Serena Williams.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Rosie O'Donell Opens Up Her thighs and Reveals Why She's a Lesbian
CJ-5, Gas Mask and Road Map needed to traverse the rugged bush terrain.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Cafferty: Blame US Government for Money Woes?
Well, as the Federal Government and the Banks are now one................. YOU BET!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Five Hot Jobs of the Future that are Available Now
McDonald's shift supervisor
Asphalt Road Maintenance Worker
Auto Lube Technician
Denny's Fry Cook
Laundromat Operator
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Bergen: "Strong Mesage Sent to Yemen"
If you continue to do nothing, we will bomb your country, shower you with money and rebuild your country to modern standards! So just give us a few of your knuckleheads and keep smiling. All is well.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Insurance Company CEO's Say They Are NOT Vampires
They say they are far more closely related to leeches.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Depression Brings Back Cattle Rustling to Texas and Oregon
Consumers advised to beware of any one day "hot off the hoof" beef sales.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
U.S. Senator Says Failed Bomber "Did GOP a Favor"
Rumor is, the GOP was down to drawing straws as to who would have to pitch a "Yemen Weapons of Mass Destruction" campaign to the American public.
Phew! that was a close one, said one Senator.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Book Claims Warren Beatty Slept with 13,000 Women
Replaces Tiger on leader board in Most Active Snake competition.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
Bernanke Warns Public about Creating New Bubbles
Prevention Prescription: Spend all your money on General Motors products now!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 04 January 2010
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