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Double Agent Deaths Now Common In Afghanistan
Now referred to as the "Daily Double".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
US Defense Contractor Suspended Over Kickbacks
Contractor claims they were "just doing what every other contractor is required to do by well placed US Representatives".
Federal Investigator says "prove it" then retracts his suggestion.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Will Time Travel Be Possible Some Day?
Absolutely. We will just hop right on to the O'Bama Peace Train and "zoom" right into another dimension.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
AIG Bailout Secrecy Could Mean Geithner Testifies on Hill
Where young Timothy will promptly remind the Congressional Representatives that they are "owned" and are "way beyond their authority, as provided by the Jekyll Island Agreement of 1913".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Jay Leno's Future on NBC Up in the Air
Not as high up as his salary, which is in the Stratosphere.
What Goes Up, Must Come Down?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
O'Bama Orders Changes to Fight Terror
From now on, TSA Executives will have to report to work at least one day other than pay day each month.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Feds Seeking More Air Marshalls
Plaxico Burris, Gilbert Arenas Submit Applications claiming fly time with weapons while surrounded by dangerous felons.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Man Charged with Posing As Secret Service Agent
Secret Service Agents charged with pretending to provide White House Security.
All to serve sentences of having to watch all 47 Amy Winehouse concerts without eye protection.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Report on Falied Underwear Bomber Attack Released
Dick Cheney flipped the Rufus a three dollar bill to put some moth balls in his britches and light 'em up, while Cheertoff flipped a TSA security agent another $3 to look the other way.
Slam & Dunk
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
O'Bama: The Buck Stops With Me
Geithner: You have exceeded your credit limit, so you have no more buck.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
New "No-Fly" List to Include All Spoof Writers
Trans-Atlantic Steamer Service to be Resumed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Grim O'Bama Says Terror Dots Not Connected
Smiling Hillary and Bob Connecting Dots with No Problem.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
O'Bama to Get Terror Update (Again)
Somebody is ready to execute a Master Game Plan.
Who and what might it be?
Keep reading the Spoof to figure out the truth.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Is the Fed Rigging the Stock Market?
If they did, who would benefit?
Yep, its probably true.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
US Lowers Threshold for "No-Fly" Status
Sales of beard trimmers and peroxide jumping.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Why O'Bama Should Meet with Cheney
Every Dog Should Know who is Holding the Leash!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Rumor: Jordanian Doctor Blew Up CIA Officers
U.S. Generals back up in the air again awaiting landing destination in Jordan. Invasion to follow.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Is it Time to Start Profiling?
Tiger won't be pleased with this new development.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 06 January 2010
Judge Starts Packing Own Gun Into Courtroom
The Judge, Mrs. Roya Bean, says its about time to get back to basic rule in the courts. Says from here on, death penalty verdicts will be carried out on the spot!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
In Political Shocker, GOP Chairman Michael Steele Marries Nancy Pelosi!
The GOP Chairman stated "Our parties are now united in every meaningful way." and "She is the salt and I am the spice, now everything will be just like a rigged pair of dice.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
TSA Security Screeners Being Trained in Crotch Groping
Convicted sex offenders consulted to develop "best practices" manuals.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
U.S. Declares Chapter 7 Bankruptcy; Uses e-Bay to Auction Off War Machinery
Auctions off All Military Fighters and Sea-craft to Cheney, Clinton. Taxpayers now to be billed directly in lieu of taxes for wars. Largest Carrier renamed "H.M.S. Hillary".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Icelanders Refuse to Pay Dutch Banker Boys for Their Follies and Failures
Demonstrating at least some people still have some common sense.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
Amy Winehouse to Perform without Face Mask on 47 City Tour
Shows now rated "R" to prevent sudden lethal shock syndrome on those less than 18 years of age.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 05 January 2010
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