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General Petraeus: I'm gonna Order Iran Bombed
The only question is, will it be with Nukes or a Snarling Hillary in her underwear with a squirt gun from 30,000 feet.
Dead or just blinded, that's their choice.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
US GI's Turn Afghan War Zone into Peaceful Outpost
The GI's, missing for weeks were discovered at the outpost completely high off a limitless supply of cocaine found nearby.
The Pentagon is reporting that the Taliban are responsible.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
New Intel Gadget Allows Humans to "Touch the Web"
Just put one hand on your Intel driven flat screen then put one finger in any nearby wall socket and POOF! you are now one with the web!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Wall St. Bonuses Zooming to 8 Figures for 2010
Doesn't ANYONE remember how to build a gallows?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Ticker: Palin's Power Lunch
Two cans of Jolt Cola and a Moose hide burger.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
General Petraeus Decision: No Yemen Invasion Just Yet
Says he'll let O'Bomba know when it has started.
O'Bomba still polishing Peace Prize.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
New "Who is" Game: Celebrity Mother - Daughter Lookalikes!
Cher & "Chaz" Bono ?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Nevada Brothel 1st to Seek a Few Good Men
Tiger need not apply. The other half of the operation provides female pleasures. One can not eat where one works.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
NYC Man Charged with "Getting His Military Training from Al-Quaida in Pakistan"
Hmmm, I guess if he got his military training from neo-cons in the U.S., all would be well?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Is Geithner an "Inside Plant" for Goldman Sachs?
Hint: He Got a "high five" from Traitor Paulson upon arrival.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
US Fighter Jets Scramble to Pasenger Jet Rucus 2nd Time in Two Days
Only a matter of time until they shoot one down just for the thrill of it!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
O'Bama Unveils $ 3 B for "Green Jobs"
$2.8 B of which will go for changing light bulbs in all government buildings.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Israel: Mind Reading Systems Will Change Air Security
The systems, designed to detect even the slightest darting of eyes, increased heartbeat, or even a nervous twitch quickly identify all those to be re-routed to GITMO.
It's a Wonderful Life!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Giuliani: O'Bomba Has "turned the Corner" on Terrorism
Meaning O'Bomba now has a war machine stock portfolio like all other elected politicians that depend on a perpetual war for high returns.
Latest Report: O'Bomba "sees" Al-Quaida - China Connection
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
US Troops Find Huge Stash of Opium, Cocaine Near Kabul
The astonished troops, immediately began smiling and signing "W'ere Gonna Get High, High, High...........
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
US Jobs Report Shows Skills Mismatch Amongst Unemployed
The Report says over 20,000,000 workers recently laid off, have skill sets that "produce nothing" and with only demands from the world that the US "produce something", they are shit out of luck!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
US Economy Loses Another 100,000 Jobs
No Problem. The O'Bomba plan calls for another 100,000 TSA Security Agents to be hired to conduct triple redundancy pat down checks on all airline passengers, including underwear checks.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Joseph Lieberman's Ratings Tanking in Connecticut
Following a National Trend going on for over Twenty Years.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Why Dems Are Jumping Ship:
With a Super Majority and Nothin' But Failures, Wouldn't You?
Thanks, O'Bomba
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
CNN Opinion: London Breeding Islamic Terrorists
Clinton: Send Unmanned Drones Over London to Take Out Islamic Centers Now.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Kirstie Alley Nearly Killed Exiting Sinking Cruise Ship
The "Oprah 300" was taking on water and passengers were being debarked when 350 lb. Kirstie fell into the ocean. A Japanese Whaling vessel mistook her for a whale and fired a harpoon, just missing.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Desperate Cher Cries: My Face is Falling Apart and I Look like a Corpse!
Roadway Industries, an asphalt paving company has offered to do a surface work over for the one time showgirl.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Gates To Stay On One More Year at Pentagon
But Says Only if O'Bama hides Nobel Peace Prize as the sight of it gives him rabies.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
Astronomers: We Could Find Planets Just Like Earth Soon
Let's Hope Not.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 08 January 2010
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