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Dem's and GOP Trade Race Card Shots
You're a Nigger! No, You are. No, you're a jive talkin' Nigger - No, You're the biggest lazy ass Nigger that ever was - You sound just like a Nigger!
Dem's and GOP's.. two true blue groups of clowns
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
Where to Put Your Money Now
Take a map, any map, and locate Wall St.; then go in any other direction and that would be the place.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Government: Medicare Fraud "Out of Control"
As with all other areas of government.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Clinton Says Sanctions Should target Ruling Elite
Like Herself.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
McGwire: "I Broke Roger Marris' Record on a Royd Rage
..."and all my buddies were shootin' up 'royds as well."
"We were pumping so much steroid juice our bats would grow while we were at the plate batting".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Palin Hauls In First Two Assignents with Fox News
The first will be entitled "True Tales from the Bible" Starting with How Man Populated the World Through Incest, followed by "Why Science Lies" guest starring Jim Baker and Robert Tilton.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Arne Duncan, U.S. Education Secretary Cracks Fart; Acknolwedges Stupidity
Says K-12 Education should be based on "equity and justice" not "competency and performance".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Paris Hilton Finds New Career in NFL - Nickname " Big Foot"
The ex-con socialite may have stumbled into yet another gift. Just named as "stale crumb of the year" by Dunkin Doughnuts, her size 11 feet made her the 2010 punter choice for the Detroit Lions.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Britney Switches From Dumb Blond to Dumbette Brunette
Seeks lead movie acting role for film on Jenna Jameson.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Michael Steele Calls on Harry Reid to Resign
Reid refuses, retorting "With the status you have as a black man, Michael, you really should knock off the jungle jive."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
McCain Aide: Palin Thought '08 Campaign was God's Plan
It was - and thank God it was his plan was for her to lose.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Mexico Transfers Inmates to Make Way for Mel Gibson Film
The inmates, all in need of medical attention, were transferred to California where they will ultimately be released in a "healthier, more dangerous state".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
New Britney Tape Tops "Baloon Boy" Video Release
The attention capturing video has Britney losing her lighter than air head and groping for the pull handles while it floats away leaving the headless Brit doing one of her song less dance routines.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
U.S. Senate Names Chelsea Clinton TSA Security Chief
Thus eliminating the claimed "problems" with agency heads exchanging critical information. All agencies will now funnel information through "Mother Hillary".
The Octopus is Now Complete.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 11 January 2010
Scientists Discover Oldest Footprints - From Big Feet
Claim they are related to PalinPithicus, a sloth type beast from a primordial period that inhabited the Alaska region.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Blake Fiedler Has Massive Stroke; Promises to Re-Marry Winehouse
Too bad the stroke didn't blind him as well.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Fecal Bacteria Found in Soda Fountains
Due to employees pissing in the soda tanks after closing.
Thirst busting 64 oz. Mountain Dew anyone?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Wal-Mart: Customers to Pay for Grocery Bags AND Wait 30 minutes to Check Out
The customer service king strikes again.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
U.S. Senators: "Punish Security Agency Personnel" For Systemic Failures
Free Daily Snickers Bar to be Denied on Fridays.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Serena Says She's #1, Not Henin or Clijsters
The Ghetto Trash Blaster Sounds Off Again.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
Texas Teen Hires Buddy to Kill Mom
Hmmm, must be one of the first graduates of the "No Child Left Behind" program.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
General Petraeus Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Keeping in step with progress towards complete Orwellian logic.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
China Passes Germany as Largest Exporter
U.S. still sucking thumb while guzzling imported oil.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 10 January 2010
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