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Disabled workers fight back: Protests against 1,700 Remploy job cuts
Regional protests will be followed by a national rally in London when hundreds of disabled workers will march on the Commons, in an effort to stop the cutbacks.
"Mission Impossible!"
written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
Sweets & Alcohol to be banned from using fancy packaging?
Health Secretary Andrew Lansley yesterday announced.
"Look Lansley, if your really bothered ban the f'ing sweets, tobacco and alcohol altogether... of course that will affect your Glenfiddich intake?"
written by Inchcock, 15 April 2012
Nottingahm Chemist robbed of 500 box's of Viagra!
The suspect is suspected to be a hardened criminal!
written by Inchcock, 15 April 2012
Cruise ship retracing the route of the Titanic!
The passengers of a cruise ship are to hold a memorial service when it reaches the spot where the ship sank.
"It can't happen again... can it?"
written by Inchcock, 15 April 2012
George Osborne puts "tax on churches!"
George Osborne was rocked by a new Budget row yesterday over plans for a "tax on churches".
"Now he is mocks God, as well as the proletariat!"
written by Inchcock, 15 April 2012
David Cameron visited controversial donor's factory!
David Cameron visited controversial donor's factory shortly after £83,000 donation to Tories.
"As William Hague said: So what?"
written by Inchcock, 15 April 2012
David Cameron invites Aung San Suu Kyi to UK
Burma's pro-democracy campaigner will visit UK later this year.
"Good, give her a chance to talk with other nationalities, Polish, Slovenian, Iraqi, Lithuanian, Bulgarian, Slovakian etc.!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
14th April 2012: Voting Intentions Poll
Lab 40% - Con 35% Lib 9% Other 16%
"Why are Labour not doing better?... oh yes, Miliband!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
14 Apr 12: UK will be blasted by another bout of Arctic weather!
Over the next few days - with temperatures plunging to their lowest since Christmas!
"Shit!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Overnight discharges from NHS hospitals to be examined
"Yes they kicked me out at 0545hrs after a nurse appeared saying "Come on Mr *, your leaving we need the bed for an emergency! 5 days after my heart surgery"
Bless them!
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Artist loo roll with face of Adolf Hitler on every sheet!
Artist defends loo roll with face of Adolf Hitler on every sheet!
Hitler Loo Roll photo
"Brown sheets eh?"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Six-legged calf beat the odds to become a mini celebrity
Seven-week-old calf Lilli defied a vet's prediction that she wouldn't life past birth and is now thriving in her native Switzerland.
The Mirror
"Amazing!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Frozen in time: Woolly mammoth with strawberry-blonde hair found in Siberia
"Yes, I saw one shopping in my local Iceland freezer centre last week!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Scotch on the rockets: Malt whisky blasted into space to mature in zero gravity
Malt whisky was sent into space in an unmanned cargo spacecraft last October to see how zero gravity affects the maturing process.
"Good idea, don't spend money on the poor or sick eh?"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
World's Smallest Car Is Back
The three-wheeled P50 and Trident-which look like something out of Benny Hill's greatest dreams-have three wheels, are made of fiberglass, and weigh less than 200 pounds.
The Peel micro-car Returns
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Man proposes to partner who stabbed him!
Man proposes to partner in court as she is sent down for stabbing him in the back with a kitchen knife.
"The pillock!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Cornish MPs could form alliance to stop 'pasty tax'
Politicians from Cornwall could link up with those from pie heartland in north of England to defeat tax, says Lib Dem
"Go for it!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Queens Granddaughter rushed to hospital after Pony fall
I bet she didn't have to wait 3½hrs in A&E like wot I had to last week!
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
UK Riots may be controlled with chemicals
Police look at firing chemical irritants at rioters in search for 'less lethal' weapons, such as plastic bullets, to deal with civil disorder riots!
"What's wrong with real bullets? More effective!"
written by Inchcock, 14 April 2012
Pensioners to scrub Westbury's white horse clean!
The landmark underwent a £20,000 refurbishment in 2006.
Rotary club members with an average age of 72, have volunteered to abseil down and scrub a Wiltshire hillfigure!
"The fools!"
written by Inchcock, 13 April 2012
After Wigan taking off: Rooney next club is?
Odds on Wayne Rooney's next club have been shortened. It's now 8/11 Stringfellows, 3/1 Spearmint Rhino.
Ha ha ha!
written by Inchcock, 13 April 2012
Rooney and Sir Alex Fergie have changed their Facebook status
Following Rooney's being taken off against Wigan, Wayne Rooney and Sir Alex Ferguson have changed their Facebook status from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated".
"Love it!"
written by Inchcock, 13 April 2012
Ministers are planning a fresh tax raid on pensions!
Treasury advisers are considering plans to tax the basic state pension at source, a move that re-ignites the pensioners' revolt against the "granny tax" announced in last month's Budget.
"Bastards!"
written by Inchcock, 13 April 2012
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