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O'Reilly Caught Pumping Palin After Debut
The usually unshakable O'Reilly stated "I was so turned on by her ass, it just seemed like doing her right here on the set would be a conservative and common sense thing to do."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Seinfeld and Son of Sam Team for New/Old Show
If you don't laugh, Son of Sam gives you a visit.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Palin Gets Vegas Gig with Booze Wholesalers
Palin, the one-time Presidential Wannabe is expected to be fully inebriated prior to starting her speech.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
How to Recapture the Price You Paid for your House Three Years Ago
Take out ten insurance policies for the value it has today and have an "accidental" fire.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Michele O'Bomba Reaps Role as Big Butt Poster Gal for New Wal Mart Line
The new line of XXXL woman's undies, will launch under the label of "Fat Ass Fannies" in February Fliers. Especially Designed for the Unemployed American Woman who Shops at Wal Mart, they'll go fast.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Who can Replace Simon Cowell?
Not sure..... Benny Hill?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
McGwire Makes Hall of Fame....
With a .999 batting average, the Royd Rager made the Texas Tall Tale Teller's Hall of Fame on the First Vote.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Think Tank: World Freedoms Fell in 2009
Expected to "zero out" in 2010.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Government Accounting of Stimulus Jobs Changed!
The figures now report those who got free taxpayer money who didn't need it.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
U.S. turns to Afghan Farmers to Uproot Taliban Insurgency
The farmers are to wander their poppy fields and make imaginary body counts of "dead Talibanees" and report the stories to U.S. Commanders as fact.... for U.S. Television reports on the "Afghan War'.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
O'Bomba Plans to Raise $ 120 Billion from Banking Fees
Average monthly cost of maintaining a consumer checking account to hit $ 100 shortly thereafter.
Thanks O'Bomba
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Cybil Sherpherd's Son Charged with Mid-Air Theft
The 22 Year old Cyrus Thievenheim was charged with sniping personals from other passenger's carry on baggage. Stolen items ranged from dildos to Al-Quaida bombs and secreted TSA scans of Miley Cyrus.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
New Book Reveals O'Bomba Campaign Secrets!
Lie, followed by Public Opinion Status Check, Lie more convincingly followed by Public Opinion Status Check, Ask what the voting public wants; lie about it and execute A Public Opinion Status Check.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
"Conan Draws a Line"
Refusing to head to the late late night roster of show host flunkees.
Well, Conan, there's always the 5:30 a.m. slot next to Donald Duck and Felix the Cat.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Iraqi Authroities Thwart Bomb Plot Against Ministries
As everything else in the country has already been blown up.....why bother!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
O'Bomba Seeks $ 33 Billion Dollars More for Wars
Bringing the yearly "Peace Prizer" war budget to nearly $1 Trillion Dollars - just for this year.
Can O'Bomba Spell "Warring State"?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 13 January 2010
Federal Regulators Expand Charges Against B of A
Demanding a bigger piece of the pie for themselves. B of A Officials reminded the regulators that the government is the bank and their bosses won't like what they are doing.
End Game.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
New Jersey Legilature Approves Marijuana Bill
A long time in coming, legislative officials will now be exempt from charges when pulled over for smoking "just a little pot".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
Wal-Mart Enters Banking Market With In-Store ATM's
The ATM's will disperse customers funds in Wal Mart bucks only, but will be spendable at in-store McDonald's restaurants.
Wal-Mart strikes again.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
Mel Gisbson "Feels Sorry for Tiger"
Geez Mel, what about Tiger's wife?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
The New U.S. "Permanent Temporary Work Force"
Permanent bust ass work with lower wages; paychecks that buy anything strictly temporary.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
McGwire to Marry Namath's Daughter Olivia
The two are expected to "shoot up some royds" or "puff the magic dragon" each and every night and all day Saturdays and Sundays.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
O'Bomba May Look At Bank Fees to Reign In Deficit
Bankers say any levies will be passed on to customers.
Thanks Again, O'Bomba
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
Newt Gingrich in 2012?
Is it possible the U.S. population is that stupid?
-Don't Answer That-
written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 January 2010
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