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'If u really really think'
'just don't do it while driving'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"All Men R Bastards"
Not per se true - only 99.99% r.
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'A man is assumed to be innocent'
'yeah right'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Water is patentable
to the extent that it is patentable subject matter
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Peaches are ok
If not the 'Geldorf variety'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Palin is to Conservative Party Politic
as Winston Churchill was to beaches
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Simple is always best"
'but sometimes the best can kill u'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"My little black book"
over-rated
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'If u genuinely know the answer to the meaning of life'
'keep it to yourself'
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'The reason we don't see aliens is obvious'
They're invisible
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Air is free"
'until it runs out'
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'If the roof falls in"
don't be sitting on it
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'If u get struck by lightning"
u were probably outside
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Merlin
just some geezer long past who was merry and lingered too long over his pint of ale
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
There was once a wizard
his name was not Merlin
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'Just don't forget'
MOTHER'S DAY
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'if ur a wimp'
'rejoice' - u will live longer than the high school jocks.
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'If you have no spunk'
it's because u don't have any
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'Just think about it'
That your dad's sperm made it to your mother's egg - 'THAT'S WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Mine's a wall-banger Mary"
and on other nights a cool dark Brain's Assay.
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Jack the Lad"
"If u say so"
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'For every new snippet'
there's one dying
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'Go ride a bike'
can give u muscles or a heart attack
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
LBD or LRD?
in "Pitch Black" 'doesn't matter either way'
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