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Police Force "Mr. Gay China" Pageant to Close
Somehow that concept doesn't sound particularly appetizing to me either.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Shhhhh! Senate Perks Growing Like Wildfire
Besides private "getaway" offices in the Capital, Senators are now entitled to unlimited Dominoes Pizzas at taxpayer expense. Now that really crosses the line!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
CIA Updates Bin Laden Photo; Removes Beard, Changes Hair
Reveals an exact match to Rahm Emanuel. Pentagon now Investigating.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Looters and Thugs Roam Streets of Haiti
U.S. Military to detain and relocate the suspects to Los Angeles
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
France Moves Closer to Banning Muslim Veil
The CIA is Opposing the Measure, as it claims millions of its Spies will have their cover blown.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Haiti: Where Will All The Money Go?
"Consultants" from the U.S. are on the way to "ensure" the money is used properly!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
NYPD Orders Drones for New Fleet of Enforcement Vehicles
Police Chief says when people act like militants, they should be assassinated immediately like the U.S. military does around the globe.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Netanyahu Obtains Dual U.S. / Israeli Citizenship
Says he will serve as Special Adviser to the President when Clinton wins in 2012.
Governors says Hillary already is the real President and Netnayahu already is the Special Adviser.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
O'Bomba Strikes Gold in Haitian Disaster
Declares Haiti the 51st State, puts all 9,000,000 on welfare dole upon registering as Democrats. Rush Limbaugh Reported Fuming.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
AP Says O'Bomba Campaing Promises Not Kept
Really? I wonder how they came to that conclusion?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Where does all that Wall St. Money Come From?
Hint: Someone at Goldman Sachs hits a key on a keyboard and "it happens".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
O'Bomba Vindicates Robertson; Hires Marie LaVeau as Special Consultant
Also insists on the White House being re-named "The House of Darkness"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
What's a College Degree Worth Today?
Depends on how much heat it produces when burned.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Dick Cheney Says Rush Limbaugh Viable as GOP Presidential Candidate
You can smell the insanity from any point on the globe.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Bio-Med Devices Found; Reveal Size of McGwire's Lies
Instead of syringes, full I.V. bags and size 9 catheters with traces of of steroids were found in the locker used by the Home Run Champ. No wonder he used a sawed off telephone pole for a bat.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Doomsday Clock Turned Back One Minute by O'Bomba
Flashing his Peace Prize, the clock turned back one minute all by itself.
Later that same day, Hillary Clinton and Bob Gates walked by and the clock suddenly moved up five minutes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Five Hundred Dollar Tip Leads Investigators to $ 666 Million in Bogus Bills
The bogus currency was found in Timothy Geithner's 73rd Home in Malaysia. The paper dollars are considered bogus as the U.S. Constitution calls for Only gold and silver to be used as currency.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Health Problem in America?
Your best bang for the buck may be to see a Haitian Voodoo Mistress of the Dark. Equaling to results achieved by many U.S. Hospitals, these ladies will rock your soul according to Pat Robertson.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Four Big Dangers for American Economy
(1) No capability to produce anything the world will pay for; (2)Ignorance of the populace; (3)all capital goes to wars and welfare; (4)50% of working adults on government dole.
Fix That O'Bomba!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Madonna's Earing Fteches $ 36,000
Clit rings fetches $3.6 Mil
Go figure, the latter show excessive wear.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Rosie O'Donnell Says Leno should "Move over Rover and Let Rosie Take Over"
After making the comment, Rosie returned to promoting her HBO documentary, "A Big Fat Ugly Lesbian is a Big Fat Ugly Lesbian."
HBO is reporting the monologue may go to video prior to its release.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Citing "Obscene Bonuses", O'Bomba Throws in Towell
Says "If I can't Beat Them, I'm Joining them....prompting his enrollment in Fraudulent Banking Techniques 101.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Benny Hill to Replace Michael Chertoff at Trasnportation Security Administration
The Sex Giggler has been resurrected and is hoped to provide a little levity with in-air reruns of his most popular episodes. With a "remain in your seats at all times" rule in effect, all must watch.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
U.S. Politicians "Cadillac Health Plan in the Works"
A Cadillac styled Health Plan for them, and a Used Edsel for the Taxpayers.
What's New, Pussycat?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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