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Red Eye in your photograph?
If you have one red eye in a flash photograph, you might have eye cancer!
"Just thought I'd pass this on to cheer you up!"
written by Inchcock, 30 April 2012
Revealed: William and Kate's first year of married life!
"Na! second thoughts... I wont bother, they aren't bothered about my first year after heart surgery!"
written by Inchcock, 29 April 2012
Scotland's Dull and America's Boring!
A new initiative has paired the Scottish hamlet of Dull with an American town named Boring....
It may be dull and boring but the two towns are thrilled to be linking up!
written by Inchcock, 29 April 2012
'Giant Rat' Caught And Killed By Granddad!
According to some observers the animal was a coypu, which are also known as river rats.
"Giant rat killed... I thought someone had shot Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 28 April 2012
'Workmen Find World's Biggest Dinosaur Eggs
Construction crew in Russia's Chechnya may have uncovered an unusual find - a stash of giant dinosaur eggs!
Dinosaur Eggs photo
written by Inchcock, 28 April 2012
KFC to pay £5m to brain damaged girl poisoned by chicken meal
A KFC spokesman who plan to appeal the decision, said: 'We feel for Monika and family. But, we also have a responsibility to defend KFC's reputation as a provider of *safe, *high-quality food!
"*?"
written by Inchcock, 28 April 2012
The moon blamed for the Titanic sinking!
Texas State University physicist: "The lunar connection may explain how an unusually large number of icebergs got into the path of the Titanic".
"Oh, not human error then?"
written by Inchcock, 28 April 2012
Scientist uses physics to dodge traffic ticket in court
In a paper titled "The Proof of Innocence," Dmitri Krioukov appealed his failure-to-stop ticket, explaining that he may have appeared to an officer that he didn't stop but he actually did!
written by Inchcock, 28 April 2012
Sound travels five times faster through water than through air!
"Oh good! Can David Cameron make his next speech from within a tank of water please?"
"Please!"
written by Inchcock, 27 April 2012
George Osborne: UK recession 'disappointing'
"Disappointing... yes, are are we really surprised?"
written by Inchcock, 26 April 2012
McDonald's worker spit in customers' drinks
A McDonald's employee spit in two customers' cups of iced tea after the drinks were returned because they weren't sweet enough.
"Naughty!"
written by Inchcock, 26 April 2012
W.Va. artist charged with littering in potty prank
David Heatwole (42) faces a fine of $500!
He tied 3 helium-filled balloons to the toilet's handle and attached a fake bill of sale for a "crappy work of art."
"Well he wasn't trying to occupy it!"
written by Inchcock, 26 April 2012
25 April 2012: UK Back in Recession!
"Were we ever out of the recession?"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
LSD 'helps alcoholics to give up drinking!'
LSD is a class A drug in the UK and is one of the most powerful hallucinogens... but what do I know?
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Drag Car Explodes Around Him at 260 mph!
However, it is not relief at being alive, but anger at his failure to complete the qualifying heat that engulfs Hagan as he climbs from the still-smouldering shell of the car - 'Unharmed!'
"Flippin' 'eck!"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Mario Balotelli's mum lives on the Shameless council estate!
The £170,000-a-week footballer lives in a mansion and plush hotel, Rose Barwuah pays £550-a-month for a terrace house in Manchester, famous in TV's Shameless.
"But she did give him away as a child!"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Lightning contains enough energy to boil eight million cups of tea!
"I wish someone would test out the theory on Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Barack Obama knows sign language!
"I bet some have been with one or two fingers?"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Three Brits Charged With Stealing Aussie Penguin
Charged with trespassing, stealing and unlawfully keeping a protected animal, the trio, released a video of their drunken antics to prove they mean no harm to the animal.
"Pick up up a Penguin?"
written by Inchcock, 25 April 2012
Rare 1792 penny sells for $1.15 million
The unusual coin was auctioned off Thursday at the Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center in suburban Chicago.
"So who wouldn't bend down to pick up a penny now!"
written by Inchcock, 24 April 2012
HMG Survey: Unemployment lowers people's life satisfaction and increases anxiety!
"No honestly, they actually carried out a survey to tell this? - the twits!"
written by Inchcock, 24 April 2012
Dog Snoopy is best man at Swansea church wedding!
They tied the knot after 14 years, did not want their much-loved pet to miss out on the ceremony.
Snoop kept the rings in a bag round his neck and barked to announce the service had finished.
"Nice!"
written by Inchcock, 23 April 2012
True Legend: It is legal for a man to urinate in public?
As long as it is on the rear wheel of his car.
Pregnant women can legally relieve themselves in any public place, including a policeman's helmet.
But if there is a witness, the law won't save you!
written by Inchcock, 23 April 2012
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