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World's Cheapest Car Coming to U.S.
Most initial orders placed by Golf Courses to replace golf carts.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Polanski Prosecutor: Get Your Butt Into Court Now.
Polanski: My Chalet is far nicer than your jails, so take a hike!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Bronze Report Concludes 33% of British Men are Gay!
Confirming strong rumor that Brit men find big boobs way too much to handle.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Oprah Sits Down on Adam Lambert!
and surprisingly Adam pops a hard one. Adam said after the show "I never thought it could happen with a girl!"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Michele O'Bomba Gets New Movie Role
Will star in remake of Bertha Butt Boogie with co-stars Oprah Winfrey and Kirstie Alley.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Government Owned GM Announces Higher Profit Projections
as the Government executed a purchase order for all of GM's 2010 production.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Britney Heads to Haiti, Bringing $$ to Desparate Island
Will be song and pole dance star in new film "Sexquake"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Pentagon Taking Notes on Spoof Writers
Stated one Pentagon Rep: "No group of writers does spin like the writers at "The Spoof", so we want them here."
Cptn. Lowton quickly raised the "Skull and Cross Bones Flag" and readied his cannons.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Fancy Feline Awards Announced for 2010
Top Cougar: Demi Moore
Top Bobcat: Sandra Bullock
Ferule Cat: Lindsay Lohan
Frisky Kitty: Miley Cyrus
Jumbo Cat: Kirstie Alley
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
2007 Cheney list of GITMO Detainees shows O'Bomba as New Arrival
The Dickster Obviously Knew Something the Rest Didn't.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
New Tennessee Coach Dooley Promises "Integrity"
Immediately sets out to sign several High School Football players with SAT scores of 550 or less.
Academic integrity is assured!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
bRUSH your BUSH 2012 Campaign Slogan:
Keep In Mind People, "Jesus was America's First Christian", and Sarah Palin verified that as Biblical fact.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Limbaugh: No Aid to Haiti: Those who Donate will Be Hexed!
The Rush Hour Recommendation is to use the Battle Ships and Carriers off Haiti now, to finish what God started with an earthquake- complete extermination of all evil Haitians.
"Rush to Justice"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Arnold Shwartzenegger Forgets He Is Not Acting on Terminator IV
Flies through the doors to the State Capital on Suped Up Motorcycle, blows doors down to the legislature with sawed off Shotgun, then strafes legislature with a UZI before taking podium
Go Arnold!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Moscow Highway Drivers See Porn Films On Billboards
The apparent work of hackers, drivers gave the film a five star rating while causing ten accidents.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 16 January 2010
Putin Offers U.S. Security Agencies Assistance from KGB
Putin stated that the first thing the U.S. could help with is the elimination the thousands of double agents he personally knows currently on the CIA and FBI payrolls.
OOPS!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Senator Bill Nelson (D) Suggest Moving Haitians to U.S.
Says empty Detroit is the perfect place to establish "Little Haiti" just like Miami has become "Little Cuba".
Limbaugh Seen Choking his Chicken with that Propsoal
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
O'Bomba Suggests Witholding Billions in Aid to Israel Until Israel Stops Building in Palestinian Territory
Hillary Clinton Suggested in response that O'Bomba's Paycheck be Withheld Until He Stops Trying to Reach an Actual Peace Settlement.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Experts Question U.S. Terror Alert System
What's wrong with "Double Red Alert" and the "Bat Phone in the Bat Cave?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Glen Beck to Run with Jeb Bush as GOP Candidates for 2012
The plan is to provide all supporters with endless free bottles of Beck's Beer and dollar 24 can cases of Anheuser Bush Brewery products.
Top that O'Bomba!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
J.P. Morgan Investment Bankers See $9.3 Billion Dollar Payday
Their plan is to "buy out" the U.S. Government, so there will be no more complaining about absurd bonuses.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Consumers are Squeezed as Inflation Outpaces Wage Growth
Noting the reality, U.S. Senate and Congress vote to forgo Health Insurance for the masses altogether, as no one can afford it!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Fed vs. States: Who Should Run the Health Insurance Market?
and the winner is...........the Insurance Companies, Of Course!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
Madona Pledges to Adopt 25 Haitian Babies
Angelina ups the ante with similar pledge to adopt 50 babies.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 15 January 2010
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