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Paris Hilton adopts Pig
Promises no bacon for breakfast.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Why did Demi Skip the Globes
Wadn't gettin' no award, so why be there?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Nicholas Cage to Pay IRS $ 14,000,000.00
Jeez Nicholas, 'bout time for a Jewish accountant don't ya think?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
U.S. Airlift Takes 200 Haitian Refugees to Miami
Within 24 hours, 62 of the refugees have been arrested for committing crimes and placed in INS holding detention facilities awaiting deportation back to Haiti.
Doh!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Kirstie Alley Desperate: Her Endorsement Contract with Cadbury is in Doubt
As the 385 lb. Cadbury Chocolates Poster Girl, the potential takeover by Kraft could leave here without the lifetime supply of chocolates she depends on to keep her weight up.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Oldest Dinosaur Yet Discovered; Shaped More Like Brontosauras
The 66 Ton Behemoth has been named "OBombasaurus" due to its uncanny similarity in shape to Michele O'Bomba.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Nearly 400 Tons of Ground Beef Recalled
Once collected, the aged protein will be recycled and sent to Taco Bell Restaurants Nationwide.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Karzai's Proposed Appointees Rejected Again by Afghans
Nearly all are currently on the U.S. Federal Government's payroll. I wonder if that could be the problem..?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Cornel West Urges: "Don't Sanitize MLK"
He likes it better the "all natural way."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
O'Bomba's Second Try at Mid-East Peace Talks
Sending Jewish Hillary Clinton to Meet 'N Greet Party with Jewish Chief Benjamen Netanyahu will for sure produce results this time around.
Yep! As Lucy Says.. This time for sure!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
California Like Most States, Sees Next Budget Crisis Looming
Further service reductions to "no services rendered" will leave 350,000 State employees with nothing to do except collect their paychecks!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
What the U.S. Military Will Do in Haiti
Make plenty of babies.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Blair to Face Grilling Over Iraq War
Says he'll show up just as soon as he gets done reviewing Shell Oil quarterly profit reports.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Student Pulled from Haitian Rubble After Sexting
Rescue workers found an office still intact inside a collapsed building. The occupants had reverted to engaging in kinky sex acts to keep warm, and were sexting their experiences to Pat Robertson.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Bush Weapons Inspector Stung in Online Sex Case
Will now be required to surrender his weapon.
OUCH!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
O'Bomba Sets Date for Next State of Union Address
To be held right after the Union dissolves......sometime next week.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Is bathing just once a week healthy?
Hmmm, Must be a new White House "Green" Policy.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Haitians Everywhere United by Voodoo Faith
Finally, a religion that makes some logical sense.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Julia Roberts Upskirted at Golden Globes
Amongst the over 40 girl gang, Jennifer Aniston voted "best legs" sending Roberts into a skirt lifting frenzy.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
Why the U.S. Economy Might Not Ever Recover
Spoof Writers are Haulin' In Bigger Bonuses than Banker Boys, leaving nothing for the rest of society; hence the battle cry of the minions, "Noose the Spoof"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
Michele O'Bomba Turns 66, accepts Role in Dracula Parady Film
The WH Party Gal will star as "Count Buttula" in the Mike Meyers spoof.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
Man Accidently Open Wrong Door at Airport, Faces up to Seven Year in Prison
Chillsy Clinton, accidentally opened the same door and was given a surprise party on a spontaneous basis by Airport Security.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
How Long Will Social Security Last?
Right up until you are eligible to collect, of course.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
Belgian Doctors Give Woman New Windpipe
American Doctors counter by giving Rush Limbaugh a New Tailpipe.
Both are expected to holler louder than ever.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 18 January 2010
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