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Political Quote of the week: Sir Paul Stephenson
Sir Paul Stephenson on Neil Wallis: "I had no reason to connect Wallis with phone hacking. I had no reason to doubt his impropriety." (meaning propriety)
Nice one!
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Political Quote of the week: Rupert Murdoch
Rupert Murdoch: "The most humble day of my life!"
Meaning so far surely?
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Standford Hill prisoners in Kent 'prevented from working'
Prisoners could not afford travel costs as they are charged 2/5ths of their earnings to help support victims.
"I think honest people are charged more than 2/5ths in tax, NI, and transport costs?"
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Stafford Hospital's A&E overnight closure extended
The closure of Stafford Hospital's accident and emergency unit has been extended until October!
"Very comforting that!"
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Political Quote of the week: Fraser Nelson
Fraser Nelson says that it's about time politcians started lurching towards the public!
"I like it!"
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Political Quote of the week: Michelle Mulherin
Spelling out the birds and the bees to a stunned Irish parliament!
"Fornication is probably the single most likely cause of unwanted pregnancies in this country!"
"Amazing disclosure!"
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
Political Quote of the week: Ann Romney
"We better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out!" Responding to criticism that her husband, US Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, is too stiff!
"Fair enough!"
written by Inchcock, 11 May 2012
The Queen's favourite type of dog - the corgi - has seen a boost in popularity!
The corgi, has seen a boost in popularity in the Queen's Diamond Jubilee year, according to the Kennel Club.
"Fancy that, earth-shatteringly good news for the unemployed!"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Gordon Browns Memorable Quotes to look back on. No2
2007: In the weeks and months ahead, my task is to show I have the new ideas, the vision and the experience to earn the trust of the British people.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Gordon Browns Memorable Quotes to look back on. No1
I will listen and I will learn. I will strive to meet people's aspirations. I want to lead a government humble enough to know its place, where I'll always strive to be, on people's side.
"Ha ha ha!"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Man survives being struck by lightning in the scrotum!
He's said to be in a stable condition in hospital.
The incredible story has unsurprisingly gone viral, with the original piece receiving over 1,000 tweets and 7,000 'likes' on Facebook!
"Shocking!"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
'Hashpoint' dispenser allows users to pick up cannabis 24 hours a day!
It lets registered users to pick up their prescriptions, 24 hours a day. 16 US states allow patients with medical conditions to buy quantities of cannabis.
"ATM's will be raided less often now?"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: David Cameron
"They are all shouting in Unison, or should I say they are all shouting on behalf of Unison."
Good puns like this are worth their weight in gold!
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: John Bercow 2
"The Minister for Children is under no obligation to behave like a child. It is not required!"
Jibes like these, have seen Tory MPs come to dislike the Speaker.
"I like him!"
written by Inchcock, 10 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: John Bercow
"Order. The House needs to simmer down and take whatever tablets are necessary."
Putting raucous MPs back in their boxes, in this instance the Speaker belittled the Members enough to ensure control!
written by Inchcock, 09 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: Boris Johnson 3
During the 2005 campaign trail, the Sunday Mirror quoted him thus:
"What's my view on drugs? I've forgotten my view on drugs!"
"I thought than he'll get on!"
written by Inchcock, 09 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: Boris Johnson 2
"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
"A sense of humour? I like his style!"
written by Inchcock, 09 May 2012
Politicians Quotes Worthy of Note: Boris Johnson
In his conference diary for The Independent on the Tory Leadership Contest, Mr Johnson said:
"I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest!"
"I'm getting to like him!"
written by Inchcock, 09 May 2012
Dentists rip off NHS with fraudulent claims
Many claim for complicated treatment like crowns when only fillings or check-ups were done. And some are even inventing patients to rake in more money from the NHS.
"Let's not upset them though..eh?"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
Sex fiend caged... but only for attack No31
One was let off 31 times, before finally being banged up.
"Hang um!"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
Madeleine McCann: Police follow-up new clues
Madeleine McCann: Police are following up fresh clues from a potential sighting on Spain's Costa del Sol.
"I still think something stinks about this crime!"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
625 public sector jobs have been axed every day since Coalition formed!
625 public sector jobs had been axed every day since the general election in May 2010.
"Oh nice... thanks Mr Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 07 May 2012
Sir Tom Jones has an iconic red phone box cemented into the ground by his swimmming pool in his LA home
Just thought you'd like to know!
written by Inchcock, 06 May 2012
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