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U.S. Sends More Troops Trained to Kill Over to Haiti Where Many are Already Dead
General Clinton was Unable to Define the logic behind the latest move, as Doctors and clinicians wonder when they will be called to duty, if ever.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Roy Simmons Reactivated to Give Farve Extra Pump
The openly gay NFL'r says he still has a hard one and can "get up for whatever the old man might have in mind".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Dems Agree to Blockbuster Trade
For Voters First Round, #1 Draft Pick B. O'Bomba, Dems get one free re-run token for Bill Clinton and two dead republicans.
wow. talk about losing value quickly
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Polanski Lawyers: Time Served is Fair Sentence
Of course the "lawyers for Polanski" are referring to "time served" at his "Swiss Chalet".
Sentence in Absurdia?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Japan Airlines Files for Bankruptcy
Leaving passengers in desperate circumstances as laid off pilots say "no pay, no fly" and promptly parachute out of airliners at 30,000 feet.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba Benched by GM Hillary, Rahm Emanuel to Start
Already suffering from "broken promise" fatigue, rookie O'Bomba has been benched by General Manager Hillary Clinton according to sources with the team. 4th string back up Rahm Emanuel will now start.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba Bets Ranch on Election; Now wants Conan O'Brien Style Deal
Something on the order of $ 40,000,000 to "go away"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba: Senate Health Bill "Better than Nothing"??
I can't wait to see what my new options are!!!!!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba Says Dem Election Loss Not a Problem
As Dems still have a majority except for defectors and traitors. Joseph Lieberman to take new vote count.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba Gets B-Ball Offer From High School Girls League
Hillary Clinton and Bob Gates suggest he take the job as whistle blower for the high schoolers.
Who is the V.P. again?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Restating the Obvious, Jesse Jackson Enters the Haitian Picture
Says "Its going to take a lot of assistance to rebuild Haiti."
and "We know these people, they are our friends."
Thanks Jesse, we are now informed.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Traffic Slows, Spoofers Wonder: Is there a Jam?
Or is it something as simple as a Bugling of a "changing of the guard".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Tiger Woods Undergoing Treatment at Sex Addition Clinic In Missisippi
Actually a converted brothel, the treatment has Tiger engaging in sex with brunette hookers 24/7 until he gets "sick of sex" and can be returned to society as a "non-biased part time sexter."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
NATO to Send 2,500 More Troops to Haiti
Body count at 72,000, surely to rise with additional troops.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Susan Boyle Snubbed by UK Fans In "Most Desireable Woman" Vote
Edged out by Penelope Cruz, writers worldwide can't understand the disloyalty of virile UK Men and aspiring women.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
When Oprah Leaves, Should Rosie O'Donnell Replace Her?
Surely not! Kirstie is barging in.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Cafferty: Let All Haitians In as Refugees?
Sure, why not? We don't have enough on people on welfare yet.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Troubles at Every Turn in Ft. Hood Shooter's Training
Recruiting Muslims to serve as Field Grade Officers in a war against Muslims........ need we go any further?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Heidi Montag Tilts the 50/50 Barier
The blond bombshell has announced that with her last ten surgeries, she is now more than 50% plastic, rivaling artificial sex dummies.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Backlash as Cruise Ship Takes Dump, Then Leaves Haiti
The Cruise Ship "Fecal Frivolity", was having excess pressure problems in the #2 dump lines. After stopping in Haiti for a fart 'N Dump session, it left in a hurry. Fumed, Haitians are protesting.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
IRS to Expand Audits as Cash Runs Low
As IRS finds that no one has any cash.......the printing presses will suddenly spin much more freely.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
U.S. Troops Land at Haiti Presidential Pallace
Take less than 10 minutes to completely ransack the place for valuables that can be sold on eBay.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
5500 Americans Missing in Haiti
Government stumped on how to spin al-Quaida as responsible. Big reward offered for best spin idea.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
Gates / Clinton Plan draws Cheers from GOP
Hillary says to make Haiti the 51st state so Haitians can quickly relocate to the lower 48; Gates says he needs someplace for up to 20,000,000 detainees and Cuba is too small. A Perfect Match.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 19 January 2010
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