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Soloution to Having a Mortgage in a Changing World
Walk.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
Nancy Pelois Takes Tip from Heidi Montag
Heading in for complete overhaul.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
WH Party Crahsers Wrankle Congress as They are Allowed In Again With No I.D.
The Secret Service Agents in Charge of White House Security stated "We know them, they are regulars now."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
Cable Released by Oakland Raiders
Finds new coaching job in Prison League.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
White House Raises White Flag
Insurance and Banking Generals promise humane treatment of O'Bomba family during the former President's trial for "Crimes Against Banker Immunity"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
O'Bomba Wants Greater Limits on Banks
Both elected houses say "so what?"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
Pope Summons Irish Bishops Over Sex Abuse Reports
Says if the nonsense continues, he will order use of a male chastity belt & have daily "under the robe" inspections
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
US. Moves to Halt "Invasion of the Snakes"
Hmmm.. Must be about keeping lobbyists out of the White House.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
Democrats Rejoice in New Strategy!
All will switch party to GOP, "unifying" America under one royal shithouse.
Rush Limbaugh to be King. Nancy Pelosi, Queen
Barack O'Bomba, Court Jester
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Pelosi Considers Party Change to GOP: Says O'Bomba Doomed
As the Rats Bail Ship, none faster than the pelosus varmiticus
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Scott Brown Get Carried Away in Victory Speech
The GOP Rookie, was in rarefied air when he acknowledged a desire to be President and suggested he'd be ready to run in 2010.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Senate GOP and Insurance Industry Offer New Compromise
New Health Care Insurance policies will be available to all residents. Premiums will be capped at $ 1K per month, and will pay 20% of care costs unless claims are filed.
Then you can hire a lawyer.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
The O'Bomba Rout is On!
Reports of a Mussolini style wagon train forming up outside the White House are coming in; Loyalists are loading up as much gold as can be carted off while Michele O'Bomba loads Government Cheese.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
O'Bomba Concedes on Healthcare
Insurance Companies to Continue Ruling the Roost.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Michele O'Bomba Waxwork Revealed in London
The exact replica was seen being wheeled into place protected by a nicely fitting whiskey barrel
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Winehouse Pleads Guilty to Assault Charges
Tells Judge "its in my nature to act like a fool"
Judge then the sentences the Shameless Amy to thirty days of community service modeling at the Frankenstein Museum.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Five Key O'Bomba Decisions
1. When to Resign
2. How to Tell the Wife the Party is Over
3. What new career to pursue
4. How to find jobs for my buddies as they are now out as well
5. Do I at least still get a Book Deal?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Bunny Shelter Declares Bankruptcy; Then Saved by Spoof Family
"For the love of Bunnies" an old English bedtime favorite played on as the Skoob family waffled up the $ to keep the shelter alive and see tons of more bunnies filter into back and front yards.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Dr. Skoob Takes New Role in "Spaceballs 1999"
Dr. Skoob, a natural for the "Hee Haw" style country bumpkin Doctor suddenly beamed into a Moon Hole colony 100 years into the future, where he has only two rabbits to survive off of. What to do?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Michele O'Bomba Caught Flashing Hubby in White House
Unfortunately the wide angle lenses on the cameras were not wide enough to capture the king size derriere of the 1st Lady, prompting a change over to "Wide Format" movie cameras for future episodes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Tiger Woods Fails Sex Rehab; Opts for Castration
Slice and Dice Queen Lorena Bobbit to do the honors, says "I already have a bat, now I'll have some balls to knock around".
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Hillary Clinton Accuses Haitian Men of Staring at Her Boobs
"Their staring eyes made me feel like I was going through TSA Airport security, it was definitely intrusive and it made me nervous; rest assured that won't be something that happens to me again."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
Kuznetsova and Stosur Advance; Set up Epic Battle of the Lesbos
Hillary Clinton, a major fan of both players, again denied she is a lesbian.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
As Layoffs Continue, SSI Disability Claims Triple
Claiming amongst other things, that they were "kicked out the door" by "O'Bomba policies" and suffered permanent injuries.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 20 January 2010
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