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Teen arrested after homework left at crime scene!
An 18-year-old Utah man was arrested. Orem police say they tracked a USB drive found at the burglarized home to Dallas Naljahih, the drive had his homework on it.
"The fool!"
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
Revealed: The Oldest Yoga Teacher In The World!
Tao, (93) who has been teaching yoga for 61 years, runs classes at a dance studio in Harstdale, a suburb 25 miles outside of New York City, despite her replaced hip!
"Good for her!"
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
Horse runs into sea, is rescued a mile offshore!
He got spooked during a California beachside photo shoot Tuesday and swam a mile out to sea before rescuers got to him and helped him back to shore!
"I wish someone would spook Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 21 May 2012
17 Boys have NHS Boob removal operations!
Seventeen young lads under 10, have had NHS breast reductions in the last three years.
"I don't know what to say!"
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Dad of 30 kids from 11 women begs for help with child support bills
Desmond Hatchet, 33, is currently obliged to hand over half his earnings, but he has insisted that burden makes it hard for him to make ends meet.
"Sounds like he's getting end to meet to me!"
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Desert Island Discs celebrates 70 years!
Amongst the 2,881 luxuries chosen to be taken on the island are 183 pianos, five trombones, the Albert Memorial and a cheeseburger machine.
Interesting Details
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Police hold diamond-swallower until evidence moves!
Police in the Canadian province of Ontario say it has been nearly a week since Richard Mackenzie Matthews, 52, is alleged to have switched a diamond at Precision Jewellers and swallowed the real one!
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Zimbabwe politician drives off in motor show car!
Prosecutors say an opposition politician at a Ford Motor Company car show got into the latest model on display and drove it off. He been charges with theft.
"At least their MPs cheat openly!"
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Cocaine found in wheelchair's seat cushion
Federal authorities say a Mexican man tried to smuggle more than 7 pounds of cocaine into Arizona by hiding it in his wheelchair's seat cushion.
"Well it beats sniffing feathers!"
written by Inchcock, 20 May 2012
Nick Clegg: Lib Dem plan 'for fairer Britain'
Oddly enough, that also happens to be the BNP's plan!
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times!
The Glendale man claimed six $1 million prizes after purchasing six Powerball tickets with the same winning numbers late last month.
He does not want his name revealed!
"I bet he doesn't!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
American lard eaten after 64 years!
A German pensioner received a tin of American lard 64 years ago in an aid package has only just tasted it!
Food safety experts, said the pig fat was still safe to eat.
"American quality you see!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Wash. man bitten by rattlesnake at Idaho Wal-Mart!
Mica Craig, shopping in the garden department of a Lewiston store when he was bitten Saturday. It latched onto his hand and that he screamed, he managed to shake loose the snake & stomped it to death!
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas!
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun:
"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Truck crashes on NY highway, spills 18 tons of Greek yogurt!
"I hope this doesn't affect the Greek economy too much!"
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
Man wakes up moments before his funeral!
Mourners at the funeral of a 'dead' Egyptian waiter were stunned when he woke up moments before the burial.
Bit like Nick Clegg?
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
Francois Hollande, has total assets nearing £1million!
Monsieur Francois Hollande, who 'dislikes' the rich - has three homes worth £1million!
"Nearly as much as Cameron's!"
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
UK Voting intention Poll - 16th May 2012
Labour 44%
Con's 31%
Lib-Dems 7%
UKIP 7%
Others 11%
"Some cheer for Miliband at last?"
written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
UK Pensions less than the minimum wage!
Cameron very concerned about Greece leaving the Euro!
written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
NHS patients left for 24hrs on trolleys due to spending cuts!
Reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe asked Cameron for his views:
He replied "Really? Are they?"
written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
Military chiefs furious at 'insulting' order which gags them!
UK Defence Secretary Dr Dr Goebbels bans military chiefs from speaking in public without his permission!
written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
621,452 men are having to work part-time!
The TUC said: 621,452 men are working part-time, able to get a full time job - compared to 215,112 same time last year.
"This figure does not include the MPs who were already working part-time!"
written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
UKs 1st foreign trade surplus in cars since 1976!
The firms are Nissan, Toyota, Jaguar, and Mini.
Owned by Japanese, German, and Indian companies!
Well done Brown & Cameron!
written by Inchcock, 16 May 2012
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