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Doubulation Revelation 2.0
Adam Lambert acknowledges he "might not be gay" while Rosie O'Donnell admits she "has a dick."
See upcoming "Whoa Dilly!" O'Reilly Factor Special Edition.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Secret Polansky Deal in the Works?
Judge Says Rapist Must Return for Sentencing." Polansky purchases round trip ticket for same day flights.
"Its in the bag"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
What is the esiest way to Rebuild Haiti?
Let's see... Hillary Clinton "Nation Building Fund" + Halliburton/Brown & Root construction contracts + U.S. Federal Government Contracting & Purchasing, then just send the U.S. taxpayers the bill.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Burger King Changing with the Times
Adding beer to menu so "to go" customers can have a whopper of a buzz while operating as King of the road.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
O'Bomba to Focus on Economy
Signs up at local college for Home Economics 101
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Hillary Clinton Packs and then Unpacks for Trip to U.N.
Apparently thought headlines stating "Queen to Address U.N." were referencing herself.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Why You Should be Thrilled as O'Bomba Sinks the U.S.
'Cause the Republicans will be back in soon and "make it all better"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Senators Schocked to Find Out the Truth about Bernanke and the Federal Reserve
Most actually believed that Bernanke is "appointed" by elected representatives; the "Fed" is a government agency and the "Reserve" is a stash vintage bottles of Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Democrats Give Up on All Health Care Bill Activity
Insurance Companies plan Huge Party for GOP Senators.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Combative O'Bomba Pushes Welfare Creation Bill
Will allow new welfare applicants to simply use their cell phones to dial "B.O. 123 4 Instant Cash"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Bernanke Losing Support of Democrats
Bernake says his patience is growing short with all elected officials.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
English Only Rule at connecticut Bookstore Sparks Controversy
Well, what should it be, Farsi?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Scientists Find that Humans Could Theorectically Run 40 MPH
What's with the "theoretically" stuff. Democrats all over the nation are running faster than that right now.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
O'Bomba Vows to "Never Stop Fighting"
As Clint Eastwood once said "Make My Day"
Okay.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Britain Raises Terror Level Threat to "Severe"
The Blair & Brown Investment Index is down 7 ticks. The Horror, the Terror.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
400,000 Haitians Relocating; New YorK is First Choice
Mayor Bloomberg: "No Friggin' Way those Chumps are coming here!"
Sen. Harry Reid scolded the Mayor as to his
choice of words and reminded him that their dialect sounds more like that of Chimps.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Peter Gabriel Forgets Which Song to Sing In Haiti
Whips out "Shock the Monkey" instead of "Help for Haiti"
He is promptly helicoptered off the island for his own safety
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
"The O'Bomba Factor"
Coming to a 3 a.m. kids channel near you.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Danica Patrick's New Nascar Racer Gets Nix from Nascar Wives
"Its the paint job that's causing all the problems" said Patrick, "They put a spread eagle pic of me on the hood to cause as many wrecks as possible for those looking in their rear view mirrors."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
GOP Says DoGooder O'Bomba Hindering Nation; Should Resign
O'Bomba Team Says: Make Buyout Offer
written by Richard DagNabbit, 22 January 2010
Goldman Sachs Profits Soar on Lower Pay for Its Own
Unfortunately the "lower pay" is only for ticket totallisters, clerks and janitors. Executives get higher pay.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
O'Bomba Arrested for DUI ; Tossed Into Drunk Tank
First it was "Marcia Coakley", then "soul searching" then "soul food for dinner" followed by ten tankards of Shlitz Malt Liquor Bull to wash it all away.
It will all be over soon, Mr. President
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
New O'Bomba Jobs Stimulus Plan Puts Free Pizzas in Every Home
"A Pizza a day keeps the Depression away" is the new O'Bomba song as six million coupons for free Domino's Pizzas are "in the mail" to spur new jobs as pizza cooks at Dominoes Pizza Stores nationwide.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
Where to Get the Ultimate Truth?
Its between the lines of the stories in the Spoof!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 21 January 2010
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