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New Species Revealed By Scientists
A Sneezing monkey, a venomous Box Jelly jellyfish, a blue Sazima's Tarantula, & a giant millipede identified by scientists.
They have yet to discover an honest MP though!"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
Dog, left at Missouri rest area, waits for 2 days
A Yorkie puppy wasn't about to leave a Missouri rest stop without his master. Mistakenly left by a truck driver, 'Rambo' waited there for 2 days until his owner was able to track him down.. "Nice!"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
Word misspelled on Md. high school's diplomas!
Diplomas at a Maryland high school are being reprinted because they contain a spelling error....
"Whoops!"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
Elvis Presley To Make A Virtual Comeback
A hologram of Elvis Presley, who died in 1977, will be created by Digital Domain Media Group (DDMG), will be used.
"Is Elvis dead then?"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
David Cameron leaves daughter in pub
David Cameron's office confirmed Monday that he accidentally left his 8-year-old daughter Nancy in a country pub after a family Sunday lunch.
"Probably concentrating on doing his expenses claim?"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
Greek MP Sues The Female Rivals He Attacked!
Greek far-right MP who slapped one left-wing female & threw a glass of water at another MP during a live TV debate is taking legal action against his victims.
"Sounds all Greek to me!"
written by Inchcock, 25 June 2012
Deadly 6ft boa constrictor spotted near Harrogate!
Ed Ryder spotted the reptile while out walking with his girlfriend at picturesque Swinsty Reservoir, near Harrogate in North Yorkshire.
"So, not all the snakes are in Parliament then!"
written by Inchcock, 24 June 2012
Spendings/bids this month!
Man City offer £58m for Fabregas.
Fernando Torres is a Chelsea player for £50m fee.
Incock is overcharged at Lidle by 10p for his Herrings in Mustard sauce!
written by Inchcock, 24 June 2012
Three-Year-Old Saved From Rush Hour Pushbike Stunt!
The child can been seen on CCTV footage dodging cars and buses as he heads across a busy crossroads in the eastern city of Wenzhou.
CCTV Photo
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
Women accused of flashing at Illinois golf course!
Madison Sheriff's Capt. T. Mike Dixon we're investigating complaints of lewd behavior at the Woodlands Golf Course in Foster Township, by the women displaying their breasts.
"How much is membership!"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
EURO 2012: England's secret weapon revealed!
EURO 2012: England players fed peanut balls twice a day! The team chef is fuelling the squad with a 49-gram "peanut protein blast" which gives the stars an energy boost!
Daily Mirror
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
Lorry hauling toilet paper ignites on Ohio road!
The State Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer hauling 10 tons of toilet paper caught fire on a highway in Ohio, temporarily blocking southbound traffic.
"Thankfully it didn't happen in the WC!"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
Mystery 'Forest Boy' Comes Clean - "I Faked It!"
The 20 year-old, turned up in Berlin last year said his name was Ray & that he had been living in a forest for the last 5 years, is named as Robin van Helsum of the Netherlands.
"The little tinker!"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
Archaeologist finds oldest rock art in Australia!
An archaeologist says he found the oldest piece of rock art in Australia and one of the oldest in the world: an Aboriginal work created 28,000 years ago in an Outback cave,
(One of Sidney Bollocks?)
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
Drinking Tea 'Increases Prostate Cancer Risk'
Scientists found that more than seven cups a day raised the chances of men developing the disease by 50%!
"Now they tell me after 65 years of drinking tea! (Huh!)"
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
It rains liquid methane once every 1,000 years on Titan!
Titan: the largest moon orbiting Saturn.
"I'm glad those told us that, just in case we were planning a weekend break on Saturn presumably?"
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
Alaska man climbs tree, but gets stuck upside down!
He climbed a tree for exercise but got stuck upside down hanging by one leg.
Authorities were alerted by a man he called from a cellphone attached to a lanyard around his neck?
"Hmm?"
written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
Snowdrop fanciers have their own name!
'Galanthophiles' - are all over the world!
BBC Clanathrophiles
"I see!"
written by Inchcock, 10 June 2012
Stradivarius cello broken in accident!
It's housed at the Spanish Royal Palace, & was broken in an accident, an official said Monday. The instrument could be worth more than $20 million.
"Was Inchcock in the area at the time?"
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
The longest word ever used in the House of Commons is floccinaucinihilipilification!
Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg used floccinaucinihilipilification in the House of Commons!
I found Anticonstitucionalissimamente - "in a very unconstitutional way" more fitting for the Coalition!
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
Alaska man plans year on uninhabited island!
Charles Baird (40) is going off the grid for a year. He'll move to the mostly uninhabited Latouche Island in Alaska's Prince William Sound at the end of May!
"Wish it could have been me!"
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
The UK is the world's third-largest purchaser of human hair!
The year before, we were the twelfth largest.
"Can we blame Wayne Rooney?"
written by Inchcock, 22 May 2012
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