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Five Things Your Bank Won't Tell You
1. Its not your money
2. You will be charged for having the money you don't own
3. Interest isn't taxable for the bank, but is for you
4. If you want a loan, bend over
5. Its only paper, fool.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Hillary: "Internet Information Curtain Is Dropping All Around the World"
hours afterwords, it was revealed that anti-government e-mails are now being intercepted by the Pentagon and the sources referred for investigation.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Adam Lambert Proves He Really is Queer
Says "that guy over there, Jamy Winehouse, he looks sorta cute to me."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Kelly Kullick Wins on Men's Bowling Tour!
Well, that hit like a lead balloon.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
"Funding" shortfall Leads to Afghan Vote Delay
I thought is was a lack of non-corrupt candidates.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
What the Government Has in Mind for Your 401K
Nab it, Spend it!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
New Bank Mortgage Plan Approved by O'Bomba
Now your paycheck will be sent directly to your creditors, they will send you anything that remains after all deductions.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Haiti Recovers 150,000 bodies
O'Bomba orders "Green Energy" project implementation.......soylent green production to start immediately.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Wal Mart Cuts over 11,000 Jobs
In effort to reduce all labor costs to minimum wage.
Perfect. I can't wait to apply for one of the new positions.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Should Cencus Use the word "Negro" ???
Hmmm, I thought Harry Reid already decided "only if they have a negro dialect"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Dillinger Getaway Car Sold for $ 165,000
To Michele O'Bomba who is now waiting impatiently for the Mr. to clear out and hop in for a getaway....
to some place south of the border.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Valerie Jarrett Says O'Bomba Has Changed the Way the U.S.is Viewed
Absolutely Right Valerie! Not EVERY country is headed up by a "Nobel Peace Prize Winner"..................................
O'Bombs Away!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Best Work Places With Big Salaries
1. Banks of the NY Fed
2. U.S. Senate
3. AIG Insurance
4. U.S. Congress
5. Pentagon
There really is nothing else.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
O'Bomba Tops "Baloon Boy" for Story of the Year ......
with "Buffoon Boy"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Smily McCain Says "Campaign Finance Reform is Dead"
Time to Run for President Again!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Report! New OBL Tape Emerges from CIA Propaganda House!
Right on Que, the "Fear Factor" is dispensed once again to mask the upcoming wave of tax increases, and perpetual ware costs.
"Neverending OBL story is the **BEST** Investment the CIA ever made."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
"Bin Laden Lauds Failed Christmas Bomb Bid"
Sure, right from the NBC "suspension of disbelief" Studios.
and if you believe that Pentagon crafted shit, they've got plenty more in the company store.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
O'Bomba's State of the Union Address to Focus on Jobs
Although he doesn't know anyone personally who doesn't have a job.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
In About Face, O'Bomba Approves New "Fiscal Commission"
Which will propose sweeping tax increases so O'Bomba won't be tagged with generating them, just approving them.
I guess that is the "change" we can believe in.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
Where Your "Aid to Haiti Donations" Actually Go
45% to the "professionals" who count up the money
45% to the "professionals" who distribute the money
10% to the "people" who need the money
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
O'Bomba Endorses Task Force to Battle Deficit
Correct Interpretation: Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend, Tax & Spend.....
written by Richard DagNabbit, 24 January 2010
O'Bomba: " I'm Not Receiving Support From My Own Team"
Time to call the Head Coach. Who would that be by the way?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Saudi Arabia Claims Yemeni Rebels Are Connected to al-Quaida
and in return for that juicy information, the Saudi King would like a "get out of alQuaida connection" free card.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
Skoob Arrested for Posing as Online Swimsuit Model
Apparently was so good looking to Brit men, he (she) received $ 15,000 amongst other enticing tidbits of affection.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 23 January 2010
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