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TSA to Set "Global Security Standards for Travel"
Total World Compliance.... or World War III, Which will it Be?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
New Poll Results on Healthcare Bill
Half say start anew, the other half says dissolve the Government.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
What Spending is O'Bomba Out to Freeze?
Not Nancy Pelosi's, that's for damn sure.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Change in the U.S. Government System Not Likely
When slaves don't know that they are slaves, the chances of insurrection are nil. We live in the land of the Wizard of Oz.....where is ol' Ozzy anyway?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Wiliams Ordered to Cover Bum
Attempting to Intimidate Line Judge with Super Ugly Bare Bum Really Dumb.
Sister Serena Remains Mum...More to Come?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Vikings: No Deadline for Farve Decision
Death by Hanging or Firing Squad are both options.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Someone at the CIA You've Never Heard of Says "al-Quaida has Weapons of Mass Destruction
Yep! from pocket rocket moth balls to WMD's Osama has them all in his pockets in the Hills of Afghanistan or Yemen or Pakistan or Iraq or Syria or.........well goddam it, someplace!!
O'Bombs Away!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
New Report: Pope John Paul Regularly Whipped His Own Ass
Now there's a new one.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Rosie O'Donell Taking Over for Oprah
On the early Morning Lez Be Friends Show.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Banks of the NY Fed and AIG Accused of Hiding Key Facts
Hard to Believe. These guys wouldn't do that would they?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Kiefer Sutherland on Mexican Hamburgers
Where's the Beef?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Alien Life May Already Exist on Earth, Physicist Says
Indeed, the little aliens have been running the White House for some time now.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
Shwarzenegger Says "Let's Rev up the Economy with Law Suits
Suggests Sending 20,000 Inmates to Mexican Prisons in order to "Cut Costs"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
UK Terror Threat Level Raised to "Severe"
As Gordon Brown wolfs down not one but two Super Chorizo Burritos.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
John Bobbit Joins Flyleaf Band; Plans New Album
To be entitled "Open My Fly and Give Me Some Grief"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
O'Bomba: Freeze Discretionary Spending
But Increase Military Spending by 2X.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
O'Bomba: "Double the Child Care Tax Credit"
That should do it. Depression averted. Perhaps a free Dunkin Doughnut on top of it all?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 26 January 2010
Astronauts Finally Get Limited Internet Access in Space
Data shows Porn Sites first up.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Audit: State Department Failed to Oversee Iraq Reconstruction
But Didn't Fail to Pay Halliburton!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Aid Groups Seek Tent City Sites for Haitian Refugees
Only problem with that thought is the Aid Groups want the Tent Cities in and around NYC.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Pope Wants Priests to Start Jogging
There go the robes.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Rare Dinosaur Bones Studied at Last
The unknown raptor has been given the name Bretuvius Farvius due to the extraordinary age of the bones.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
Fans Send Farve Special Request: Hop In
Found Costco had delivered a fully paid for casket to his house with self sealing hydraulic lid. Just hop in and its done.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
O'Bomba Goes on Offensive to Save Agenda
Cuts a loud and very offensive fart while making State of the Union Address.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 25 January 2010
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